Definitions by Woody Thomas

as the crow flies 

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other

it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies

as the crow flies by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants 

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.

there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

wean peek 

When a male tries to discriminately check out another guy's dick, in a locker room, shower, or at side by side urinals.

I snuck a wean peek at Steve when we were in the john yesterday. Gave me an inadequacy complex.

wean peek by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

dry as a powderhorn 

Having no beer or other alcoholic beverages in one's possession

Tom: 'hey man, you got any beer at your place?'
Mike: 'uh-uh brother, I'm fuckin' dry as a powderhorn.'

dry as a powderhorn by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

The Grim Reaper

Former hockey enforcer Stu Grimson

Probert and the Grim Reaper went twice last night.

The Grim Reaper by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

Hey now 

A greeting used by Deadheads, taken from the Mardi Gras song "Iko Iko" that the Dead often performed at shows.

Hey now, hey now, iko iko all day. Giacomo fina, ah na ney, giacomo fina ney.

Hey now by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

drunk as a thousand Apaches 

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

drunk as a thousand Apaches by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008