Wal-Mart Bingo

A variation of bingo, but instead of calling out letters/numbers, the caller describes things that can be seen at Wal-Mart, and the players cover squares on their cards if described scene is on a square.

Examples:

a poopy diaper in the parking lot

a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother

an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette

an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt

a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter

an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids

in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened

etc

Wal-Mart Bingo is fun

by Woody Thomas March 13, 2010

sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.

The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008

sin bin

The penalty box in hockey or roller derby

He got sent to the sin bin for that elbow to the head

by Woody Thomas January 08, 2006

The Sheik

The most sadistic and bloodthirsty pro wrestler of all time. Used sharp objects to carve up opponents' foreheads and also threw "fire" in their faces. The fire was actually flash paper that The Sheik was somehow able to ignite and give the illusion he was producing a fireball out of thin air. His real name was Ed Farhat and he died in 2003 at age 76.

The Sheik and Abdullah the Butcher had a gore-fest of a match.

by Woody Thomas December 12, 2008

boiling in the bag

to be a fetus, to be in the uterus, an unborn child

Son, that song is a remake. I was listening to the original version before you were even boiling in the bag.

by Woody Thomas December 09, 2008

banal

adjective, describes something that is intended to be creative and/or thought-provoking, but is really just kind of unoriginal, pretentious, and stupid.

I like most of the Doors' music, but Jim Morrison's poetry is just plain banal.

by Woody Thomas October 10, 2009

brady bunch

The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady

I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.

by Woody Thomas January 22, 2007