Woody Thomas's definitions
A variation of bingo, but instead of calling out letters/numbers, the caller describes things that can be seen at Wal-Mart, and the players cover squares on their cards if described scene is on a square.
Examples:
a poopy diaper in the parking lot
a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother
an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette
an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt
a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter
an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids
in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened
etc
Examples:
a poopy diaper in the parking lot
a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother
an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette
an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt
a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter
an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids
in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened
etc
by Woody Thomas March 13, 2010
Get the Wal-Mart Bingomug. What St. Louisans affectionately call a White Castle hamburger. Also known as sliders or rectum wreckers.
by Woody Thomas January 7, 2006
Get the belly bombermug. by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
Get the Bushwhackermug. describes something that generates much interest, excitement, anticipation, or is just very cool and exciting.
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010
Get the sexymug. a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party
by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
Get the Christmas goosemug. by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
Get the Probiemug. by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
Get the as the crow fliesmug.