Woody Thomas's definitions

banal

adjective, describes something that is intended to be creative and/or thought-provoking, but is really just kind of unoriginal, pretentious, and stupid.

I like most of the Doors' music, but Jim Morrison's poetry is just plain banal.

by Woody Thomas October 10, 2009

Tie Domi

A short, but devasting hockey fighter. Listed at 5'10" but is probably 5'8" actually. Lefty. Has knocked out guys twice his size. Still in the league after 14 years of brawling.

Tie Domi has fought every tough guy in the league.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

concrete

a super thick ice cream product, actually frozen custard. The original and world's best can be found at Ted Drewe's Frozen Custard in south St. Louis. You can stick a spoon it it and turn it upside down and the spoon stays stuck in the custard.

I waited in line half an hour at Ted Drewe's to get a chocolate concrete.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.

The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008

swantz

penis, the male organ, dick

I put my hand between her thighs, and my swantz began to rise

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

hotter than Texas in July

describing an extremely attractive woman

Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!

by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008

Where'd you go to high school?

A question posed by one lifelong St. Louis area native to another upon first meeting or after having recently met. The purpose is to learn if you and the other person have any mutual acquaintances.

Shelly: "Oh, you've lived in St. Louis all your life? Where'd you go to high school?"

Steve: "Pattonville"

Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"

by Woody Thomas November 27, 2009