Woody Thomas's definitions

vulva

The most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as a pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, commonly misidentified as the "vagina," which is actually the inside part.

It's amazing that so many people are uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!

by Woody Thomas May 14, 2007

Jerry's kids

The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.

When the Dead were in town, all the fast food joints were filled with Jerry's Kids.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Probie

nickname of former hockey tough guy Bob Probert (see)

Probie got two for elbowing, five for fighting, and a game misconduct

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Christmas goose

a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party

after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

wean peek

When a male tries to discriminately check out another guy's dick, in a locker room, shower, or at side by side urinals.

I snuck a wean peek at Steve when we were in the john yesterday. Gave me an inadequacy complex.

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

broke as the ten commandments

Having no available cash to spend

Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'

by Woody Thomas July 28, 2008

boiling in the bag

to be a fetus, to be in the uterus, an unborn child

Son, that song is a remake. I was listening to the original version before you were even boiling in the bag.

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008