swantz

penis, the male organ, dick

I put my hand between her thighs, and my swantz began to rise

by Woody Thomas January 12, 2006

shart

the opposite of tall, if you speak with a St. Louis accent

The shart lady who lives near highway farty-far in Warshington County does her warsh on Thurdsay.

by Woody Thomas July 11, 2008

diamond sombrero

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.

Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

by Woody Thomas May 26, 2007

toilet

a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois

Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country

by Woody Thomas April 12, 2007

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas January 13, 2006

Christmas goose

a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party

after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled

by Woody Thomas April 08, 2007

Kansas City Shitty

Term used by Midwesteners back in the 70s, referring to locally grown marijuana, which then was highly inferior in quality. Any "domestic" weed would only be acquired as a last resort if no Mexican was available.

I smoked some of that Kansas City Shitty and all I got was a headache and a sore throat.

by Woody Thomas January 18, 2006