WoodchuckBeaverMustelid's definitions

constipation camp

Where Shitler sent the Poos

"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid September 13, 2020

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018

minmus

The 2nd moon of Kerbin from KSP

Did you land on Minmus?

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid January 7, 2020

Sand

Sea and land

I hate sand

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid July 21, 2019

trumpetude

The characteristic of being like a trumpet

“Hey, you know how bob was farting and laying horizontally all day”
“Yeah...”
“He got fired for too much trumpetude.”

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid July 21, 2019

stocktwits

A mental asylum for the poor.

"I took stocktwits's investment advice and now my portfolio's worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Yeah, because you started with two, dumbass."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid October 3, 2021