zipper snipper

When the zipper in your pants cuts your dick off.
I was so hungover, I gave myself a zipper snipper
by Wonky Tonky February 24, 2016
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Cockenspieling

The art of playing of slapping your penis on the glockenspiel to create music.
by Wonky Tonky August 26, 2017
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Sponge Knob

Patrick sucked on his friend's Sponge Knob
by Wonky Tonky February 24, 2016
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