Wonky Tonky 's definitions

zipper snipper

When the zipper in your pants cuts your dick off.

I was so hungover, I gave myself a zipper snipper

by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016

Sponge Knob

Sponge Bob's knob.

Patrick sucked on his friend's Sponge Knob

by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016

Cockenspieling

The art of playing of slapping your penis on the glockenspiel to create music.

"I love cockenspieling on a night out"

by Wonky Tonky August 26, 2017