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Cockenspieling

The art of playing of slapping your penis on the glockenspiel to create music.

"I love cockenspieling on a night out"

by Wonky Tonky August 26, 2017

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zipper snipper

When the zipper in your pants cuts your dick off.

I was so hungover, I gave myself a zipper snipper

by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016

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Sponge Knob

Sponge Bob's knob.

Patrick sucked on his friend's Sponge Knob

by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016

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