Womanizer's definitions

The Shocker

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

"I Slipper her the shocker last night"

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

slumpbuster

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.

A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

Shop Vac

When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.

I found a nice shop vac last night.

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

womanizer

To pursue women lecherously.

Bill Clinton is a womanizer.

by Womanizer July 1, 2003

The Nixon

A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.

I pulled the Nixon last night on your mom.

by Womanizer June 7, 2003