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Definitions by Womanizer

Shop Vac 

When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.
I found a nice shop vac last night.
Shop Vac by Womanizer August 31, 2003

slumpbuster 

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.
slumpbuster by Womanizer August 31, 2003

The Shocker 

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
The Shocker by Womanizer August 31, 2003

womanizer 

To pursue women lecherously.
Bill Clinton is a womanizer.
womanizer by Womanizer July 1, 2003

The Nixon 

A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.
I pulled the Nixon last night on your mom.
The Nixon by Womanizer June 7, 2003