Womanizer's definitions

motorboat

While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.

So I was doing the motorboat last night and I hit a big ass wave and capsized

by womanizer June 18, 2006

Snerd Nurgling

The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower ntestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys,

"Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

womanizer

To pursue women lecherously.

Bill Clinton is a womanizer.

by Womanizer July 1, 2003

Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.

by womanizer February 29, 2004

slumpbuster

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.

A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.

by Womanizer August 31, 2003