Womanizer's definitions

Snerd Nurgling

The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower ntestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys,

"Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

womanizer

To pursue women lecherously.

Bill Clinton is a womanizer.

by Womanizer July 1, 2003

slumpbuster

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.

A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.

by womanizer February 29, 2004

The Bullwinkle

The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)

Amanda did not like the bullwinkle last night.

by womanizer February 29, 2004