Wolfany's definitions

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

by Wolfany September 8, 2018

F.I.M.P

Females Idolizing Mediocre Penis

Fimpin’ the most mediocre penis is when the penis we are idolizing isn’t even in us... Straight F.I.M.P

Kinda like when you’re having relationship problems and you’re not even in a relationship... Fimpin’ when we could be Pimpin’

by Wolfany April 4, 2021

Chodarexia

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.

Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”

by Wolfany August 5, 2018

Dicklow

The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.

Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."

by Wolfany May 3, 2017

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.

Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”

by Wolfany August 10, 2018

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.

Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”

by Wolfany September 27, 2020

A Gerbil Hoe

A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.

Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."

Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"

by Wolfany May 17, 2017