Definitions by Wizards Sleeve

Bride of Scooby

A very ugly woman. Big jowly face, hairy lips and slobbery. Not nice.

Dude 1: "You seen that new chick in Accounts!"
Dude 2: "No shit Dawg! That's the Bride of Scooby!"

Bride of Scooby by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

thunder pig 

A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.

Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"

thunder pig by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

frost this face 

An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.

Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"

frost this face by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

slut custard 

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

slut custard by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007

brown magician 

A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.

Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"

brown magician by Wizards Sleeve January 8, 2007

Chinese word search 

Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.

Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"

Chinese word search by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

jizz fish 

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

jizz fish by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007