Skip to main content

Wizards Sleeve 's definitions

Thames barge

A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.
Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."
by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006
mugGet the Thames bargemug.

shitter to spitter

British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.
Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009
mugGet the shitter to spittermug.

Ralgex and rocksalt

The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.

Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.
Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"

* Hershey Highway for American readers.
by Wizards Sleeve August 8, 2006
mugGet the Ralgex and rocksaltmug.

jet wash

Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.
"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 24, 2005
mugGet the jet washmug.

cunty fuck bubbles

When really pounding pussy, these little bubbles leak out from all sides and make for a really foamy gash. Pump fast and hard enough and they are thick as a MacDonalds Milkshake.
"I was going great but she was gushing so much when I looked down it was just my dick in a mess of cunty fuck bubbles."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
mugGet the cunty fuck bubblesmug.

cuntaholic

A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.
Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."
by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006
mugGet the cuntaholicmug.

wankopaedia

Common name for any publication that can be used to support masturbation activity. From traditional top-shelf porn mags through to lingerie catalogues - all wankopaedias.
Dude 1: "Man, that was a bad day at work."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2006
mugGet the wankopaediamug.

Share this definition