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Chinese word search

Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007
mugGet the Chinese word searchmug.

slagoglyphics

These are the tattoos found on various parts of a slag's body. When said slag went into the tattoo parlour, they belived they were getting some meaningful hieroglyphics with deep and ancient derivation ... wrong. From: slag + hieroglyphics.
Tattoo dude 1: "Hey! I just gave some fat minger a real set of slagoglyphics."
Tattoo dude 2: "What they say?"
Tattoo dude 1: "I just wrote 'I AM A COCKSUCKER' in Japanese - got the graphics from Google!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 1, 2005
mugGet the slagoglyphicsmug.

bitcht

An adjective that describes the state of your face after your woman has given you a slap for dissing her.
Dude 1: "Dude, whazzup your face?"
Dude 2: "Charmaine bitcht it up last night when we wuz fightin."
Dude 1: "What you say, man?"
Dude 2 "All I said was 'you's an irrational, hormone driven bag of cellulite' and she bitcht me like."
by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005
mugGet the bitchtmug.

milfturbate

Verb. To stimulate the genitals whilst thinking of imagery of mature women. Strictly forbidden under Catholic doctrine.
Sinner: "Bless me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "Confess your sins my son and let the Lord see into your soul."
Sinner: "My mom had some of her friends round for a Women's Institute meeting and I was serving them tea and cakes. Later that night I indulged myself with a furious session of milfturbation in the bathroom thinking of them in their flouncy blouses."
Priest: "Wicked boy! Say three hundred Hail Marys and scrub your hands with bleach and steel wool!"
by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2005
mugGet the milfturbatemug.

Hugh Jarse

A very nice person. Also, a traditional joke.
"Say, that's Hugh Jarse."
by Wizards Sleeve March 6, 2007
mugGet the Hugh Jarsemug.

fat ham MILF

A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
mugGet the fat ham MILFmug.

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
mugGet the fuckometermug.

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