Definitions by Wizards Sleeve
Thames barge
A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.
Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."
Thames barge by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006
wankopaedia
Common name for any publication that can be used to support masturbation activity. From traditional top-shelf porn mags through to lingerie catalogues - all wankopaedias.
Dude 1: "Man, that was a bad day at work."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
wankopaedia by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2006
copper bolt
A fine crafted shit. Not a weedy poop, but a solid, good coloured bolt of thick copper which one can be proud of.
McShite: "I was blocked up but had 5 pints last night. Perfect copper bolt this morning."
McBooger: "Fair play, sir. Fair play."
McBooger: "Fair play, sir. Fair play."
copper bolt by Wizards Sleeve August 27, 2006
fat ham MILF
A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
fat ham MILF by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
slop pot
Another word for vagina. In particular, a vagina that has had one or more deliveries of spunk into it already - a ho in fact.
Dude 1: "How was you date with Kazza?"
Dude 2: "Ok, but her minge was a bit well used."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I told you she had a nasty slop pot."
Dude 2: "Ok, but her minge was a bit well used."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I told you she had a nasty slop pot."
slop pot by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
ham and bangers
Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.
Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"
ham and bangers by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
Nurse Helga Bumgames
A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
Nurse Helga Bumgames by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006