Wizards Sleeve's definitions

safari park chimp

The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.

Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 1, 2007

watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

diamond miner's pick axe

Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.

Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

project management

The management of projects. Typically, this is all about figuring out what's needed, working out how to satisfy that need, costing it out, doing the job and delivering the product/service or whatever.

Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.

If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.

Getting a shag out of Estelle requires more project management than I can conjure up. You'd need a Harvard MBA to figure out a route into her box.

by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005

skin sporran

Another affectionate term for the scrotum, this time from North of the border in Scotland.

"Och ma boggle. Ahm kippin ma wee bowlocks seef in mah skin sporran ready for Morag to play wi'." (Traditional Scottish Saying)

by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2005

wear the fox hat

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.

Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."

by Wizards Sleeve March 6, 2007

cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

by Wizards Sleeve November 5, 2006