Witty44's definitions

Legidiot

A legitimate idiot, without question.

The legidiot waiter brought us another round of entrees when we asked for the check.

by Witty44 May 1, 2020

Chinka

The point of a wine glass at its largest circumference, used to measure the perfect pour.

Pour me a glass of wine up to the chinka

by Witty44 September 30, 2023

B.O.B.

Acronym: Bulk of bill. The majority line item of a check from a restaurant or bar.

After the third round of margaritas at dinner, tequila was the B.O.B.

by Witty44 February 22, 2020

Smixing

The Act of Mixing two or more sauces or condiments.

Double dipping is one thing, but I couldn’t get past the fact that Susan was smixing the salsa and queso last night.

by Witty44 January 31, 2018

boonkin

A familiar folk or friend from your past life.

I never thought I’d stumble into my boonkin upon travel to see my parents in my hometown.

by Witty44 February 21, 2021