55 definitions by Wise Man

penguin

A tasty chocolate biscuit snack from the UK

P-p-p-pick up a penguin

by Wise Man September 17, 2003

bang

1) Sound made by any pneumatically inflated object when burst.
2) Slang word for sex.

1) "Just a couple more puffs and your baloon will be full" BANG!!!!
2) Stu: So, what did ya do last night?
Al: I banged my girlfreind man.

by Wise Man October 9, 2003

bullet time

A 'super slo mo' effect, used best in the Matrix films, bullets can be seen travelling through the air, the filming itself is done by filming at 150fps.

'I've seen people empty entire clips at an agent and hit nothing but thin air'

Morpheus

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

Aromatic Abuse

A really bad fart, one that smells like actual real ripe poo, you could be forgiven for thinking there is a real dollop of feaces is in the room. Can make you heave.

Me: Hey Stu, how's it going
squeeeeeaaaaaarrrppppp
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Terminator

Excellent films full of wicked quotes.

"Chill out, dick wad"
"I have detailed files"
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"He'll live"
"I need a vacation"

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

a

An alternative to saying, "Yes, you are right"

Stu: You're coming to Santa Pod this weekend aren't you?
Al: Fuckin A mate.

by Wise Man October 9, 2003