A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.
by Wilmington Woman May 16, 2019
Someone that totally sucks at life. Cookie Monster would never be rally bait because when he sees a cookie he takes it. Someone who is rally bait is less like Cookie Monster and more like Oscar. Oscar never leaves the trash can, he just waits for someone to come by and pops out with a grumpy face and no cookies.
by Wilmington Woman August 27, 2019
Hard headed and sometimes mean, you want turtlehank on your team. He has a talent for getting banned from chats and setting things in fire, but is even better at trolling.
Death player: I thought I was safe until hank showed up, then I was turtlehanked.
Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.
Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.
by Wilmington Woman May 07, 2019
“Did you see that guy fall down the stairs? He fell like a Titan.”
“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
by Wilmington Woman August 27, 2019
There’s fires, camp fires and Trafires. Trafires wears dominating pants of power and sets fires with her words. Nobody is safe unless she has fresh wine in her cups served by half-obedient manservants dressed in togas. She prefers them to not be eunuchs.
by Wilmington Woman May 07, 2019
Noun:
Two of the most batshit crazy yet fun and beautiful women you’ll ever meet. Everywhere they go is instantly a better place to be and they absolutely love buying presents. Any dwelling they are in is instantly known as Bearcat Manor as they prepare for hibernation and crazy parties.
Verb:
All things performed together by the above mentioned two crazy yet beautiful and fun women.
Two of the most batshit crazy yet fun and beautiful women you’ll ever meet. Everywhere they go is instantly a better place to be and they absolutely love buying presents. Any dwelling they are in is instantly known as Bearcat Manor as they prepare for hibernation and crazy parties.
Verb:
All things performed together by the above mentioned two crazy yet beautiful and fun women.
Noun: I love my new dildo, the Bearkats bought it for my birthday.
Verb: “hey bear, did that guy just push you? Let’s go bearcat that mother fucker!”
“Yeah cat! Let’s bearcat the shit out of that asshole!”
Verb: “hey bear, did that guy just push you? Let’s go bearcat that mother fucker!”
“Yeah cat! Let’s bearcat the shit out of that asshole!”
by Wilmington Woman August 14, 2025
Every winning team needs their rallyback girls. Rallyback girls are so much better than cheerleaders because all cheerleaders do is say go team. Rallyback girls tend to destroy everything from the other team while screaming “she ain’t no rally back girl” and “this my shit” as they flick off the opposing team. The only response to rallyback girls is with more rallyback girls, but that is a bad sign from the gods, like a bad omen or something. Smart people run away when the rallyback girls show up because they can’t deal with their shit.
Wildperson: “I found a new house but it was burned down.”
Kradger: “what happened?”
Wildperson: “the rallyback girls flicked me off, then said this my shit and burned it down”
Kradger: “this my shit”
Kradger: “what happened?”
Wildperson: “the rallyback girls flicked me off, then said this my shit and burned it down”
Kradger: “this my shit”
by Wilmington Woman September 24, 2019