Willie shaverpus's definitions

wheezy McWheezerson

A great nickname for someone who constantly wheezes due to allegies,ashma,smoking cigarettes weed,or the like. May be used as a term of endearment or annoyance depending on the individual.

1. Better get wheezy McWheezerson his inhaler...he's at it again.
2. Yo!!! Wheezy McWheezerson... lay off the smokes.. that shit will kill you fool.

3. After we're done smoking this bowl.. we all gon be a wheezy McWheezerson.. cuz thus dope is dank !!!!!

by Willie shaverpus October 6, 2023

merb nerbler

A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.

Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.

by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023

merbburgler

A fat ,lousy , lazy, turd. A skidmark in the underpants of society. A special breed of oxygen thief that rivals very ideas of sloth ,greed ,and gluttony . Absolutely no chill at all to this denizen of the trailer park.

My brother in law is such a merbburgler. Yesterday I caught him eating mayo out of a jar because making a sandwich was too much work. I hate him..

by Willie shaverpus January 31, 2023

Dopey McDoperson

1.A person. Specifically male, and is considered one of the most moronic, idiotic ,dumb Mu'fukers on the planet. A complete and utter dope.. a bumbling shit show that cannot be comprehended by anyone who does not live in a trailer park. An extremely annoying and incovienencing asshole that make lives miserable for those around them. A dum dum's.. dum dum. The dumbest of the dumb. May God help us all who deal with them.

Oh Jesus Christ!!! Dopey McDoperson is at it again... fucker eats mayo out of a jar instead of putting it on a sandwich and licks the spoon and puts it back in the clean dishes. Then the fucker puts the empty jar back in the fridge.. I hate that fucker!!

by Willie shaverpus November 29, 2023

sweet as sunday pie

A phrase used when a person ,organization or other treats you badly and alienates or thwarts good intentioned people or other organizations trying to help any given situation ends up getting outed and faces loss of job, criminal or civil investigations at which point they become superstars and help and or fix said situations with a snap of the finger. Instantly. Hilarious to watch it unfold ,especially when organizations are involved and send people scrambling to fix the problem

I just got off the phone with organization A. They were sweet as sunday pie once they found out they were liable ,derelict of their duties and now facing a criminal investigation . Too bad it only took 10 years for it to be resloved.

by Willie shaverpus July 16, 2024

next level stoogery

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.

Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.

by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023

elder entitlement

A thought process / frame of mind that most if not all baby boomers have in which they feel they are entitled to do whatever to whom ever they wish without consequences due to their status as elders in society. This thought process transcends race ,religion, culture or sexual orientation. The common denominator is the fact that they are elderly. Other lesser forms / sub-cultures of this frame of mind exist within younger generations such as millennial and gen Z as well as different races and sexual orientations but are minimal as others of the same sub types quickly quash the nonsense and get their respective sociters back in line and place.

Person 1.Goddamn... you see grandma just push our cart out of the way and cut infront of us ?
Person 1. MA'AM..WE WERE ALREADY IN LINE.

Elder. FUCK OFF.. I'm in a hurry. You can wait.
Person 1. MA'AM.. I'm trying not to be rude. Please don't swear at me. Please get out of line and go to the back. Be considerate of those you you just cut infront of.
Elder ..FUCK OFF!!!!
Person.. wow.. your elder entitlement is really showing today. What an old bitch.

by Willie shaverpus November 12, 2022