elder entitlement

A thought process / frame of mind that most if not all baby boomers have in which they feel they are entitled to do whatever to whom ever they wish without consequences due to their status as elders in society. This thought process transcends race ,religion, culture or sexual orientation. The common denominator is the fact that they are elderly. Other lesser forms / sub-cultures of this frame of mind exist within younger generations such as millennial and gen Z as well as different races and sexual orientations but are minimal as others of the same sub types quickly quash the nonsense and get their respective sociters back in line and place.
Person 1.Goddamn... you see grandma just push our cart out of the way and cut infront of us ?
Person 1. MA'AM..WE WERE ALREADY IN LINE.

Elder. FUCK OFF.. I'm in a hurry. You can wait.
Person 1. MA'AM.. I'm trying not to be rude. Please don't swear at me. Please get out of line and go to the back. Be considerate of those you you just cut infront of.
Elder ..FUCK OFF!!!!
Person.. wow.. your elder entitlement is really showing today. What an old bitch.
by Willie shaverpus November 12, 2022
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merbsicorn

Similar to a unicorn ..however instead of rhe customary rainbows ,glitter, and happiness..you get fuck ups, flusteration. And general fuckery in any given situation the merbsicorn finds itself in.
Person 1.Awe shit... here come Harold.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.
by Willie shaverpus March 03, 2022
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freshly fucked look

The happy ,jolly, prim and pristine look (refreshed if you will) when a significant other comes back after leaving for several days for ( me time) and returns to their current lover, husband, wife,etc. Sometimes the waiting mate is a cuckold and expects it for the rest it is a sign to get out of the relationship A.S.A.P.
See also slutty piece of shit or cum dumpster trash whore.
Wow.. the girlfriend left for a week because she needed ( me time). And comes back with the freshly fucked look.. fuck that... I'm out.
by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2023
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Harvey Half - ass

Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.
Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!
by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023
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E- Fuckery

All the current technologies such as email , various social platforms, text ,chat virtual meetings , all computer systems and all the tech constantly being shoved down our throats and up our asses. . It is supposed to make life easier when in fact it does just the opposite. Not all people are on board with such tech and are easily flustered by it and or refuse to learn it. Thus causing greater difficulties. Mostly generational.
Great. They are updating my phone again.. I am sick to death of all this E- Fuckery.. it never works right and I'm sick of relearning how to utilize it.
by Willie shaverpus October 06, 2022
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shutthefuckuppiccus

1.When you walk around like an elephant with an arm hanging( to signify a trunk) in front of someone who needs to shut the fuck up.. typically done in front of crowds to embarress the asshat who won't shut it...

2. Snuffies bastard son
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Goddamn ...Tyler talks so much shit.. time to do the shutthefuckuppiccus..maybe then he'll shut his trap.
by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2022
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Trunk slammer

Derogatory term for tourists or anybody out of town . Who comes to Northern Michigan to vacation...typically they also known as cone suckers , flat landers and merbs......they are a particularly rude bunch and expect service and immediate attention because they are "spending their money in our shitty little town and we should be grateful" no shit an actual quote from a female trunk slammer
Awe shit..memorial day weekend is upon us... the trunk slammers are headed your way...prepare yourselves
by Willie shaverpus May 28, 2022
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