Definitions by Willie shaverpus
Look Vag....
When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..
Look Vag.... by Willie shaverpus August 8, 2023
Sgt. Puddwacker
Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.
Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?
Sgt. Puddwacker by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023
yoiur fuckin it
1.A slang phrase commonly used when you see a fellow worker or friend about to or is in the process of fucking something up or fucking up a social situation. 2. A generalized disapproval of what one of your peers are doing to something or someone in a given situation
1.Oi!!!!! Ya bastard.... your weld is too hot... it's burning right through..yoiur fuckin it ..ya bloody buffoon!!!
2. Yoiur fuckin it!!! Stop trying to impress the shelias with your progressive thoughts....yoiur fuckin it for the whole lot.. we all got blue balls over herre.
2. Yoiur fuckin it!!! Stop trying to impress the shelias with your progressive thoughts....yoiur fuckin it for the whole lot.. we all got blue balls over herre.
yoiur fuckin it by Willie shaverpus May 5, 2023
Harvey Half - ass
Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.
Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!
Harvey Half - ass by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023
stoogery
Crimes,behaviors ,against normal human beings by dumb fucks.. most of the time these stooges( people) don't even realize that their behaviors and or actions harm ,insult,or annoy normal human beings.. see idiot ,dum dum, asshat ,dumb fuck ,and other like terms as these types typically commit stoogery on a daily basis.. like it's genetic or bred into them.
After being told what to do ,how to do it and in a timely professional manner.Carl decided against his training as a dog groomer and shaved the dog and dyed it purple. As it looked cool. This act of stoogery cost carl his job...asshat
stoogery by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023
next level stoogery
A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.
next level stoogery by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023
merbtastic
Instead of completely fabulous its completely fucked . Whether it be person,place ,or situation ...it is completely FUBAR with no hopes of improvement. Usually caused by a merb ,merbsicorn ,fuckjoy, or merbburgler . It can also be cause by other varieties of low lives as well.
Oh. ..that fucker just dropped a duece and plugged the toilet and flushed anyways. Now his shit is all over the bathroom floor... Simply merbtastic...
merbtastic by Willie shaverpus March 20, 2023