stoogery 

Crimes,behaviors ,against normal human beings by dumb fucks.. most of the time these stooges( people) don't even realize that their behaviors and or actions harm ,insult,or annoy normal human beings.. see idiot ,dum dum, asshat ,dumb fuck ,and other like terms as these types typically commit stoogery on a daily basis.. like it's genetic or bred into them.

After being told what to do ,how to do it and in a timely professional manner.Carl decided against his training as a dog groomer and shaved the dog and dyed it purple. As it looked cool. This act of stoogery cost carl his job...asshat

stoogery by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023

next level stoogery 

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.

Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.

next level stoogery by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023

stoogefy

When a person offers themselves up as an apologist for anyone onto whom they can project a victim identity. This is common among narcissistic "White ally" anti-racists who lack the courage of their convictions, and instead seek a purely performative alternative to surrendering their own privilege.

She was willing to stoogefy herself on behalf of a dishonest colleague, solely because the colleague was a member of a visible minority group.

stoogefy by Naughtius_Maximus May 4, 2023

Tom Stoolery 

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

Tom Stoolery by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

stooger 

A full blown erection

Don't make me pull my stooger out!

stooger by Sarar December 9, 2008

stooger 

n. A nose that closely resembles a strawberry because of its quantities of blackheads that resembles a strawberrys seeds.

That girl would be goodlooking if not for her stooger and her jangatits.

or

I ate the ripe fruit that was infact a stooger.

stooger by BigRy2 June 9, 2005

stoogerific 

a term used to describe something that is extremley awesome or good, but at the same time extremely stupid and funny

*combination of the words "stooge" and "terrific"

omg that guy is so stoogerific lolz

lolz did u c that, that was the most stoogerific thing ive ever seen!

stoogerific by lardz April 3, 2008