William Woody's definitions

FMB

Fucking Man Boobs

The act of rubbing your penis all over an older mans boobs. Works best with chest hair.

"Dude, me and Bob had such a good time FMB all night"

"I like FMB, its the only thing I live for"

by William Woody September 6, 2005

urine sack

Another term for Bladder.

"Im going to go empty my urine sack now"

"Dont make me pour my urine sack all over you"

"Black people cant hold their urine sack, so they get out of class"

by William Woody August 14, 2005

shoryuken

The coolest thing to scream over Xbox live everytime you hit/kill/pwn/dominate anyone.

<1337haxx0r69> OMG SHORYUKEN!!!11!!!111!!!11!!!!1
<Icantplaygames> u r annoying, go get a g/f dude
<1337haxx0r69> I have one...jenny .jpeg

by William Woody July 31, 2008

heartburn

Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.

"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"

"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"

"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"

by William Woody August 13, 2005

brat camp

Show entailing various emo fags trying to strive to be cool again. They say such things as "I hate living" or "I have to shit outside now". They also have hippy albino 'teachers' that try to make them feel 'normal' again.

"That brat camp show is so gay, I hate television more now"

"Those kids on brat camp sure do know how to fuck things up for parents"

by William Woody August 13, 2005

teh ubar

Anything that surpasses 1337,sweetness, teh hax, or other words used to define superiority. The word ubar is a misspelling of uber, which is "super" in German.

Liek i r teh ubar bcuz mai compy pwnz joo

by William Woody June 11, 2006

The Used

The perfect definition of emo, another band like Green Day listened to while cutters slice their arms up.

<Abused Emo Child> I like The Used
<Sane Person> I like your mom in my bed
<Abused Emo Child> OMG!!11!!1!!!1!1eleventyone!!1 Im gonna go slice up my body
<Sane Person> Try your jugular

by William Woody July 23, 2008