Definitions by William Woody

shoryuken 

The coolest thing to scream over Xbox live everytime you hit/kill/pwn/dominate anyone.

<1337haxx0r69> OMG SHORYUKEN!!!11!!!111!!!11!!!!1
<Icantplaygames> u r annoying, go get a g/f dude
<1337haxx0r69> I have one...jenny .jpeg

shoryuken by William Woody July 31, 2008

The Used 

The perfect definition of emo, another band like Green Day listened to while cutters slice their arms up.

<Abused Emo Child> I like The Used
<Sane Person> I like your mom in my bed
<Abused Emo Child> OMG!!11!!1!!!1!1eleventyone!!1 Im gonna go slice up my body
<Sane Person> Try your jugular

The Used by William Woody July 23, 2008

Tom Green 

A fag that lives only for his nightly internet show. The only good part of his show is when Neil Hamburger shows up and shits on everybody.

"4CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

"Welcome to the Tom Green show, tonights guest is Neil Hamburger!"

"lol u guyz r a buncha barrel rawlers lol"

"Drew, I want you back Drew...WHY?!"

Tom Green by William Woody October 30, 2007

teh ubar 

Anything that surpasses 1337,sweetness, teh hax, or other words used to define superiority. The word ubar is a misspelling of uber, which is "super" in German.

Liek i r teh ubar bcuz mai compy pwnz joo

teh ubar by William Woody June 11, 2006

pure pwnage 

A seemingly random collection of 15-30 minute videos detailing the finer points of the gamers life (i.e. believing that you live in Azeroth, throwing pinecones instead of frag grenades, etc.). Jeremy is the main character of the show, with other characters like FPS Doug, Kyle, and Jeremys girlfriend. The show is pretty much teh ubar.

Check it out at: www.purepwnage.com

Person 1: "Did you see that sweet new episode of pure pwnage?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, it was like the pwnage n stuff, I mean, it totally pwned."
Person 1: "Like yeah, Im gonna go play WoW now."

pure pwnage by William Woody June 11, 2006

homosaywhat 

A fun prank to pull on your friends while theyre distracted. Quickly say homosaywhat, theyll say what, hilarity will ensue.

Good times are had when calling friends homos. Especially when using homosaywhat.

homosaywhat by William Woody April 9, 2006

Power Nap 

1. The act of getting what is essentially getting a nights sleep in a fraction of the time.

2. An afternoon nap to keep you up later that night.

"Whew, had to power nap last night. Exams = pwning me."

"Hey, I gotta power nap for a bit so I can mack on some bitches. Ill see ya in a few."

"I had to power nap last night when Jen got done with me, especially after she brought those ponies in."

Power Nap by William Woody January 12, 2006