Quantoretta

What is now incorrectly termed "dark matter" is actually a three-dimensional field of particles called quantoretta (plural). Each individual particle is called a quantoretto, the smallest unit of Universal matter, which is electromagnetic (among other unknown, yet-to-be-determined forces) in nature.

Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.
Quantoretta can be harnessed to "see" trillions of light years into the Universe, and allow space travel from Earth.
by William Dean A. Garner March 16, 2011
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Jacket

Two "jackets" come pimpin' outta the club, followed by their boss: six-foot, two inches and 170 pounds of pure, unadulterated pussy from heaven. I knew then I was in love. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
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rockodon

Someone who's dimwitted and non-thinking.
He was strong and muscular and looked great in a suit, but he was little more than a rockodon.
by William Dean A. Garner July 01, 2012
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180

High-IQ woman from Yale, or some other "good" school, who's also a ho 'tween the sheets.
Barbie Doll, a 180 honey in sling-back kicks and a spray-on Armani, walks in the bar, hip-checks the bouncer . . . heads don't just turn, they whiplash. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner August 29, 2003
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LUC

The "Law of Unintended Consequences," or LUC, is a natural law that basically means SHIT HAPPENS
As LUC would have it, the "dream girl" I met 48 hours ago left me, stole my life savings, took my cat, ate all my food and called my Mom and told her I was a terrorist in training.
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
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