William Dean A. Garner's definitions

voodoo doodoo

1.The kinda nasty, stanky diarrhea you get from eating Mexican or Middle Eastern food.
2. "Montezuma's revenge"

In Mazatlan, we ate at this taco stand. Fifteen minutes into it, I got the "voodoo doodoo" and wet my surfer shorts in front of the whole crowd.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

tranquil impressionism

a new movement in the genre of impressionistic painting, in which colors and textures are blended together harmoniously to create various moods in the mind of the beholder.

Coined by William Dean A. Garner

Please see http://tranquilimpressionism.com

Tranquil impressionism paintings can be viewed here: http://tranquilimpressionism.com

by William Dean A. Garner March 28, 2009

LUC

The "Law of Unintended Consequences," or LUC, is a natural law that basically means SHIT HAPPENS

As LUC would have it, the "dream girl" I met 48 hours ago left me, stole my life savings, took my cat, ate all my food and called my Mom and told her I was a terrorist in training.

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

butterface

Fat on a man's face that makes the head look like a vertical dumbbell, with puffy jowls.

Until recently, actor John Goodman had a classic butterface, with that quirky dumbbell look to it.

by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011

X-factor

1. An unknown variable

That homey's got too many "x-factors." Pop his ass and be safe.

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003