William Dean A. Garner's definitions

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

voodoo doodoo

1.The kinda nasty, stanky diarrhea you get from eating Mexican or Middle Eastern food.
2. "Montezuma's revenge"

In Mazatlan, we ate at this taco stand. Fifteen minutes into it, I got the "voodoo doodoo" and wet my surfer shorts in front of the whole crowd.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

squirty

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."

Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

ambulance chaser

1. Someone who runs after the EASY dream, not willing to do what it takes to earn the real thing.
2. A lazy person who chooses the easy wrong over the hard right.

Lawyers aren't the only "ambulance chasers" out there. Look at all the kids in Hollywood searching for the magic formula that they think will launch them to stardom. None really make it. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 20, 2003

do-up

1. Attire
2. A person's outfit
3. Clothing, apparel
4. Cool clothes

Denise's "do-up" turned heads at the throw-down: black silk spray-on dress, no undies or bra. Oooooo-oo!

by William Dean A. Garner September 20, 2003