Definitions by Will Wheatley

saltbabe 

Salt babe is a guy whom can cook and is sexy

Barbara: oh my gosh Mabel my husband can actually cook!
Mabel: You lucky thing! My husband just sits on his arse all day :(
Barbara: My husband is such a saltbabe
Mabel: shut the fuck up now your making me jealous

saltbabe by Will Wheatley January 22, 2017

Trumplies

Trumplies is when Donald trump chats utter shit just to become president.

HillBilly #1 - What the hell dude Trump said he was gunna get rid of all of the muslims in USA and he now says he isnt!
HillBilly #2 - What dude? He lied? the fuck he just trumplies

Trumplies by Will Wheatley January 22, 2017

Trumpetitors

Trumpetitors are Hillarys voters who compete against the human cheeto Donald Trump

The trumpetitors and I will make sure Donald Trump dies soon

Trumpetitors by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary

Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary

Sparsely populated trumpets by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Sad-hillary

When Hillary dabs and whips and still doesn't become president

I'm still quite mad dude, she should've won with her sad-hillary

Sad-hillary by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Lung Shotted 

If your in VAPE nation and you can't handle 220 watts then you will cough. This is a lung shot

Nah dude I lung Shotted on 30 watts. Shit looks like I won't be in vape nation anytime soon :(

Lung Shotted by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016