Will's definitions

james zabiela

james zabiela - the electronic music god.

zabiela's essential mix is fucking amazing.

by will December 19, 2004

Jaguar

The Best ever Fender Guitar in existance

My Jaguar could kill ur strat

by Will September 22, 2003

Newfie Donut

Combining the words:
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.

A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.

His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.

by Will December 8, 2004

Fat Goff

A little rugby player that breaks my iPod and takes it in the pooper.

Syn. DS Goff

Shut up, Fat Goff. And stop breaking my iPod.

by Will February 14, 2005

shamu

A fat goth chick. White skin, black clothes, hence, shamu.

Ugh, I went to the NIN concert, and there were a bunch of pizza-face shamus.

by Will September 21, 2005

biffter

The REAL definition for bifter,
Basically a marujuana cigarette, a BIG marijuana cigarette!!!

You gonna smoke that biffter or marry it?

by Will February 4, 2004

buddy

Noun - A friend who goes to town, gets two blowjobs, comes back and gives you one.

"Hey Buddy, going to town tonight?"

by Will January 6, 2005