Definitions by Will

ass buffet

When a you lick a whore's ass

"How much for your ass buffet?"

ass buffet by Will January 6, 2005

buddy 

Noun - A friend who goes to town, gets two blowjobs, comes back and gives you one.

"Hey Buddy, going to town tonight?"

buddy by Will January 6, 2005

deez nutz 

Man This means a dudes ball sac.

You: Hey man u goin to that BBQ?
Friend: What BBQ?
YOu: Deez Nutz On Your Grill


You: You like Gardening?
Friend: Yeah
You: Well plant TULIPS On Deez Nutz!

deez nutz by Will January 5, 2005

medvitz

A young male of Communist decent, he enjoys trying to be good at football and has trade marked various phrases such as "fries huh?" and "I'm soooooo sexy but the girls just dont like me." Has had various run ins with upper classmen and is a known racist. Has been heard saying "I HATE THE RAVENS CAUSE THERE BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" aloung with "GO MIAMI DOLPHINS!" HIs throat was almost slit once by a rouge jersey and despised by all living beings. Loves one Caroline Capute and he has also become a semi divine being, penning the book of medvits.

oh stephan why do you evan try at life

medvitz by will January 4, 2005

the Oklahoma shotput 

When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful.

I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she loved it.

the Oklahoma shotput by Will January 4, 2005

fold 

To beat someone down, knock their ass out.

I dont care if that fool is a marine, if he runs up, ill fold that bitch

fold by Will January 4, 2005

cottonhead 

An elderly person. Derogatory. West-coast slang.

That cottonhead is driving down the highway at 20 mph.

cottonhead by Will January 1, 2005