Wildlife Brambler's definitions
🧳 A rare breed of human who doesn’t just live life — they sightsee the entire damn thing living life like as if it was a holiday sight seeing experience!
From meditating mornings, cross legged chanting mantras on the grass listening to birdsinging. To..
Late-night warehouse parties fueled by Bass!, bad decisions, and substances with more syllables than your last GCSE questuon!
From meditating mornings, cross legged chanting mantras on the grass listening to birdsinging. To..
Late-night warehouse parties fueled by Bass!, bad decisions, and substances with more syllables than your last GCSE questuon!
Nah dave im not like Frank:
“Didn’t he used to run mushroom retreat in Wales selling, I Love Ayahuasca tee shirts while running for mayor in Ashcroft?"
Lee: “Yeah, and now he’s managing a garage band and dating a Reiki healer who also sells fake IDs.”
Frank: “...he’s such a f*cking Life Tourist.”, i. Just a once off
“Didn’t he used to run mushroom retreat in Wales selling, I Love Ayahuasca tee shirts while running for mayor in Ashcroft?"
Lee: “Yeah, and now he’s managing a garage band and dating a Reiki healer who also sells fake IDs.”
Frank: “...he’s such a f*cking Life Tourist.”, i. Just a once off
by Wildlife Brambler January 25, 2026
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Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.
Common examples include:
“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on
Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)
Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one
Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret
Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one
A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried
Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.
Common examples include:
“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on
Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)
Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one
Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret
Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one
A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried
"I knew the place was badly run when the reception desk still had a Covid relic telling me to keep my distance from a woman coughing directly into my soul.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 16, 2025
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Treats sitting down as an endurance sport and socialising as their main daily achievement.
Often spotted perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing while claiming chronic exhaustion from a day consisting of naps, scrolling tik tok videos, and a heroic trip to Tesco for some ciders and pizza in theyre brand new disability car.
Main social activity is visiting other PIP pimps to compare sofas, meds, and excuses.
Talks about “how they miss working" all while smoking a big fat reefer and siping on a can of super tennants!
Doesnt know what an alarm clock is anymore?
The last time they worked was when they had to fill out a PIP form!
Qualifying for stupid syndrome illnesses like (CSFS)
Chronic Sofa Fatigue Syndrome and
GED generalised effort disorder
Has more medical acronyms than qualifications
Knows benefit rules better than the governments (DWP) department of working pensions
Treats sitting down as an endurance sport and socialising as their main daily achievement.
Often spotted perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing while claiming chronic exhaustion from a day consisting of naps, scrolling tik tok videos, and a heroic trip to Tesco for some ciders and pizza in theyre brand new disability car.
Main social activity is visiting other PIP pimps to compare sofas, meds, and excuses.
Talks about “how they miss working" all while smoking a big fat reefer and siping on a can of super tennants!
Doesnt know what an alarm clock is anymore?
The last time they worked was when they had to fill out a PIP form!
Qualifying for stupid syndrome illnesses like (CSFS)
Chronic Sofa Fatigue Syndrome and
GED generalised effort disorder
Has more medical acronyms than qualifications
Knows benefit rules better than the governments (DWP) department of working pensions
“Dave says he’s shattered today — he drove to three other PIP pimps, sat down six times, and survived a Costa Coffee all while eating luxury "jew shelf" foods. Absolute warrior.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 14, 2025
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Winners are decided once she passes on by and a final verdict is reached by the group of observing males.
Those poor souls who prematurely called 'HOT' — only to be met with a full-frontal street munter — are promptly mocked with a long, theatrical 'ahhhhhhhhhhhh' as the shame sets in."
Winners are decided once she passes on by and a final verdict is reached by the group of observing males.
Those poor souls who prematurely called 'HOT' — only to be met with a full-frontal street munter — are promptly mocked with a long, theatrical 'ahhhhhhhhhhhh' as the shame sets in."
by Wildlife Brambler September 19, 2025
Get the hot or not mug.A genre of music that usually features a white rapper backed up by some organ bass type instrumentals.
by Wildlife Brambler September 19, 2025
Get the PIKEY HOUSE mug.Daves been such a tune ruiner tonight, he keeps calling me up on my phone when I've been trying to listen to this set.
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
Get the tune ruiner mug.A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
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