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pikey stones

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.
We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!
by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022
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PIKEY HOUSE

A genre of music that usually features a white rapper backed up by some organ bass type instrumentals.
hang up dave! whats that pikey house music I can hear coming from that old ford cortina?
by Wildlife Brambler September 19, 2025
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hot or not

A visual game where players guess whether the distant, blurry female walking down the street is either 'hot or not.'
Winners are decided once she passes on by and a final verdict is reached by the group of observing males.
Those poor souls who prematurely called 'HOT' — only to be met with a full-frontal street munter — are promptly mocked with a long, theatrical 'ahhhhhhhhhhhh' as the shame sets in."
Here dave! shut up a minute. "Hot or not"?
by Wildlife Brambler September 19, 2025
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jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
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tune ruiner

Someone who stops or ruins the music just as the songs main chorus is about to drop.
Daves been such a tune ruiner tonight, he keeps calling me up on my phone when I've been trying to listen to this set.
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
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PIP pimp

Someone who doesn’t work, doesn’t struggle, but somehow drives a brand new car and watches every im a celebrity get me out of here episodes on T.V.

Treats sitting down as an endurance sport and socialising as their main daily achievement.

Often spotted perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing while claiming chronic exhaustion from a day consisting of naps, scrolling tik tok videos, and a heroic trip to Tesco for some ciders and pizza in theyre brand new disability car.

Main social activity is visiting other PIP pimps to compare sofas, meds, and excuses.

Talks about “how they miss working" all while smoking a big fat reefer and siping on a can of super tennants!

Doesnt know what an alarm clock is anymore?

The last time they worked was when they had to fill out a PIP form!

Qualifying for stupid syndrome illnesses like (CSFS)
Chronic Sofa Fatigue Syndrome and

GED generalised effort disorder

Has more medical acronyms than qualifications

Knows benefit rules better than the governments (DWP) department of working pensions
“Dave says he’s shattered today — he drove to three other PIP pimps, sat down six times, and survived a Costa Coffee all while eating luxury "jew shelf" foods. Absolute warrior.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 14, 2025
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Covid relic

Objects, signs, rules, or behaviours created during Covid that are still hanging about years later, long after everyone mentally clocked out of the pandemic.

Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.

Common examples include:

“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on

Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)

Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one

Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret

Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one

A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried
"I knew the place was badly run when the reception desk still had a Covid relic telling me to keep my distance from a woman coughing directly into my soul.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 16, 2025
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