jenny cake

any baked good (such as cake, cookies, brownies, doughnuts, etc.) cooked with marijuana as an ingredient.

used primarlily in jamaica and burmuda, especially when geared towards western (i.e., american or european) tourists.

source: Charles Hayes, "Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures," Penguine Compass, 2000
Cassie cooked up some bad ass jenny cakes last weekend.
by Wild Drunken Bill September 27, 2008
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Freudian Trip

similar to a Freudian slip, this is when a person under the influence of serious mind-altering, reality-bending psychedelics sees what he or she is thinking.

a good mix of acid and trittles can cause this; it becomes thrice as interesting when occurring simultaneously with synesthesia.
This is some good shit... Cheney started talking, and I saw me trying to squeeze out a huge loaf. Talk about having a freudian trip.
by Wild Drunken Bill June 27, 2008
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framatta cheese

framatta (derived from seudoroman, "from out of") cheese is the gunky, encrusted, odiferous, smegma-like substance that builds up in one's anal crevasse after several days without general hygiene. daily harvesting is considered best for one's health.
o yeah? well in my culture, cappies are forcefed fremented framatta cheese.
by Wild Drunken Bill August 06, 2007
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Chuppie

Derogatory, racist term for a wealthy, upscale or otherwise arrogant, pompous person of far-east asian descent, typically natural-born business-class asian americans (as opposed to foreign born).
My neighbours are a bunch of chuppie bastards.

I sold a gram of some ream shitty scag to this dumb chuppy for €150.
by Wild Drunken Bill August 02, 2008
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SCB syndrome

SCB Syndrome, or Swiss Cheese Brain Syndrome, is the medical condition, caused by excessive intake of such a wide variety and extensive multitude of recreational drugs, whereby the victim's brain resembles Swiss Cheese.

The depth of the syndrom is generally measured by the diameter of the average sized hole or tunnel through the brain, and ranges from very small (just slightly large enough to fit a microdot within) to medium (just large enough to fit a large marijuana seed inside), to extreme (large enough to fit 1 or more trittles inside).
Wife: how could you forget our anniversary? it's on the same day as easter AND your birthday, for fuck's sake!

Husband: you know i have SCB syndrome... i forget these things. that reminds me... i have an appointment with Dr. Kocanweed
by Wild Drunken Bill August 06, 2007
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Smigarette

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette
1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'
by Wild Drunken Bill August 04, 2008
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Jailhouse Burrito

a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.

the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.

to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.

after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).

the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.

it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.

not recommended to be tried by free humans.

or animals.

(this is a real recipe)
Tank sold Toofless-J to Hector for one of them bad ass jailhouse burritos he's always makin'.
by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008
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