Wild Drunken Bill's definitions

blurine

cloudy urine, such as the first piss right after plowing some broad or after a long night of getting really fucked up on some hardcore chemicals, such as lsd or trittles.

my blurine isn't supposed to have a green tinto to it like that.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 16, 2008

Jailhouse Burrito

a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.

the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.

to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.

after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).

the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.

it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.

not recommended to be tried by free humans.

or animals.

(this is a real recipe)

Tank sold Toofless-J to Hector for one of them bad ass jailhouse burritos he's always makin'.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008

izzat

according to the Random House Dictionary, unabridged version, c. 1967, "izzat" is dignity, honour, or reputation, or social rank (especially in societies where the caste system is prevalent, such as India, Pakistan, or the United States)

derived from urdu (a language used in pakistan).

I was tempted to deck the fucker when he fired me, but I have more izzat than that.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 20, 2008

jenny cake

any baked good (such as cake, cookies, brownies, doughnuts, etc.) cooked with marijuana as an ingredient.

used primarlily in jamaica and burmuda, especially when geared towards western (i.e., american or european) tourists.

source: Charles Hayes, "Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures," Penguine Compass, 2000

Cassie cooked up some bad ass jenny cakes last weekend.

by Wild Drunken Bill September 27, 2008

fetus head

a fan of Dying Fetus, a death metal band formed in 1991 in Maryland.

hurry up... we need to finish skinning these kittens before the show... every fetus head in the state will be there and i don't want to come empty handed.

by Wild Drunken Bill September 14, 2007

Chuppie

Derogatory, racist term for a wealthy, upscale or otherwise arrogant, pompous person of far-east asian descent, typically natural-born business-class asian americans (as opposed to foreign born).

My neighbours are a bunch of chuppie bastards.

I sold a gram of some ream shitty scag to this dumb chuppy for €150.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 2, 2008

framatta cheese

framatta (derived from seudoroman, "from out of") cheese is the gunky, encrusted, odiferous, smegma-like substance that builds up in one's anal crevasse after several days without general hygiene. daily harvesting is considered best for one's health.

o yeah? well in my culture, cappies are forcefed fremented framatta cheese.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007