When you just barely escape an area after some serious shiz goes down. Usually involves fleeing from incoming cops, or somebody's really strong mother.
My buddies and I lit fire to Mrs. Lindon's rose beds while she was home. I got my tail over the fence, but Rico and Hugh got sodomized by a mop handle.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 30, 2004
Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.
by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004
The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual food, though they don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as yams or squash. Poor kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.
Jim Bob: Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell tis yar, so I took my two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!
by WhoaTimesTwo March 30, 2004
1) When you have tried every sex act you can possibly think of and must refer to a guide or library resource for more ideas.
2) When you sex up a book.
3) When you have sex in a public library, possibly with the librarian.
2) When you sex up a book.
3) When you have sex in a public library, possibly with the librarian.
1) Jimmy ran out of ideas after Labor Day so he was hitting the book.
2) Jimmy couldn't get any ideas so he just sexed up the book.
3) Jimmy sexed up this book in the public library in front of Mrs. Johnson. Perhaps she joined in...?
2) Jimmy couldn't get any ideas so he just sexed up the book.
3) Jimmy sexed up this book in the public library in front of Mrs. Johnson. Perhaps she joined in...?
by WhoaTimesTwo April 14, 2004
One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 30, 2004
The ultimate form of a stupid, idiotic, moron. Someone who is just so dumb that you had to make up a word to describe them, because no other word did them justice.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 30, 2004