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tail over the fence

When you just barely escape an area after some serious shiz goes down. Usually involves fleeing from incoming cops, or somebody's really strong mother.
My buddies and I lit fire to Mrs. Lindon's rose beds while she was home. I got my tail over the fence, but Rico and Hugh got sodomized by a mop handle.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
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wagnard

The ultimate form of a stupid, idiotic, moron. Someone who is just so dumb that you had to make up a word to describe them, because no other word did them justice.
Jimmy's a freakin' wagnard. He jizzed in my urine sample and then put bacon bits in it.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
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drangaw

The opposite of a wagnard. To be totally balls to the wall awesome. Usually a compliment reserved for a very special occasion, such as when someone saves your life or the dude at Dairy Queen gives you the most awesome non-melted-cheese cheeseburger you have ever experienced.
1. Dude you just saved my life, you are totally the drangaw!

2. OMG U R TEH AWESOME!!!111!!
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
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boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.
Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!
by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004
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hump the shizzle

When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.
When Jimmy's Easter celebration was over, he totally humped the shizzle out of Peter Cottontail.
by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004
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hitting the book

1) When you have tried every sex act you can possibly think of and must refer to a guide or library resource for more ideas.
2) When you sex up a book.
3) When you have sex in a public library, possibly with the librarian.
1) Jimmy ran out of ideas after Labor Day so he was hitting the book.
2) Jimmy couldn't get any ideas so he just sexed up the book.
3) Jimmy sexed up this book in the public library in front of Mrs. Johnson. Perhaps she joined in...?
by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004
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