WhoaTimesTwo's definitions
When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.
by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004
Get the hump the shizzlemug. 1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.
2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.
2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.
1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"
2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.
2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the holy crap on a stickmug. The opposite of a wagnard. To be totally balls to the wall awesome. Usually a compliment reserved for a very special occasion, such as when someone saves your life or the dude at Dairy Queen gives you the most awesome non-melted-cheese cheeseburger you have ever experienced.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the drangawmug. 1. When the prostitutes in town get so overloaded with STDs that it becomes visible via fungus growth, and you are forced to migrate to another part of the city to find ones with a health rating of at least 23%.
2. When a straight person turns gay, or vice versa.
2. When a straight person turns gay, or vice versa.
1. I'm gonna start plowing new ground around 4th street tonight man. Last night one of the regulars on 3rd blew up a car with her yeast infection.
2. Fred's hanging around the women's section in Kmart for a different reason since he's turned straight. He's plowing new ground now.
2. Fred's hanging around the women's section in Kmart for a different reason since he's turned straight. He's plowing new ground now.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the plowing new groundmug. 1) When you have tried every sex act you can possibly think of and must refer to a guide or library resource for more ideas.
2) When you sex up a book.
3) When you have sex in a public library, possibly with the librarian.
2) When you sex up a book.
3) When you have sex in a public library, possibly with the librarian.
1) Jimmy ran out of ideas after Labor Day so he was hitting the book.
2) Jimmy couldn't get any ideas so he just sexed up the book.
3) Jimmy sexed up this book in the public library in front of Mrs. Johnson. Perhaps she joined in...?
2) Jimmy couldn't get any ideas so he just sexed up the book.
3) Jimmy sexed up this book in the public library in front of Mrs. Johnson. Perhaps she joined in...?
by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004
Get the hitting the bookmug. A rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. Favored weapon of the anal marauder, who likes to assault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation.
Peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. He was one of the lucky ones.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the handheld pickle cannonmug.