wagnard

The ultimate form of a stupid, idiotic, moron. Someone who is just so dumb that you had to make up a word to describe them, because no other word did them justice.

Jimmy's a freakin' wagnard. He jizzed in my urine sample and then put bacon bits in it.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

wagtard

When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.

How many millions are in a billion? 6 right?
You're such a wagtard.

by scubas steve November 21, 2009

Waynard

A nickname given to one of the best high note trumpet players in the world. It is a combination of Wayne and Maynard. Waynard=Upper register beast, but is used to describe only Wayne Bergeron, not Maynard Ferguson.

Waynard is a monster lead player.

by G-trumpet April 10, 2009

wagnar

Also known as Swagnar or hairy nugget. This man loves to correct people, although most of the time he doesn't really know what he is actually talking about. Mr Steven Wagnar is very odd to look at, as he is very short and hunched, although this doesn't stop him from being the best over 40's Hockey player ever. He loves to brag about his long and prosperous hockey career, and is quick to remind anyone how good he actually is. Everyone knows a Wagnar, and often wishes they didn't as he can be very tedious to be around and very debilitating on ones education if they ever have the misfortune of having him as a teacher. This man believes that hockey is the best sport on earth and that Michael Phelps is not a real athlete, he also goes by the idea that Physics is the only science that matters and loves to mock anyone who says other wise.

Jack: Oh look Jay, It's Mr Wagnar waving at some birds.
Jay: Oh.
Mr Wagnar: Hahahaha-PHYSICS!

by Richards Rocks August 21, 2016

waynard

Waynard can be used as an insult towards dumbasses. Another word for a curtain pole.

OMG loren is such a waynard.
oi, pass me that waynard.

by richard b October 24, 2005

Wadnard

wud-nard- 1. (Adj) a term used for a male being that acts like a total dick
2. (N) a term used for a male being that IS a total dick

Bro 1: "did you head that jackalope broke up with Debra?"
Bro 2: "Jackalope spread a bunch of douchey rumors..."
Bro 1: "What a wadnard."

by Jyler Doseph May 13, 2015

wignard

A person whom is referred to as a wigga and a retard simultaneously. Can be used in the phrase “wignard libtard” pertaining to a wignard who is also a hardcore feminist or gender queer/multigender whore.

Damn... you see Kyle over there? He’s a straight up monster energy drinkin’ Tony Hawk skateboarding wanna be ass wignard.

by fakejs04 January 17, 2019