Also known as Swagnar or hairy
nugget. This man loves to correct
people, although most of the time he doesn't really know what he is actually talking about.
Mr Steven Wagnar is very odd to look at, as he is very
short and hunched, although this doesn't stop him from being the best over 40's Hockey player ever. He loves to brag about his long and prosperous
hockey career, and is quick to remind anyone how good he actually is. Everyone knows a Wagnar, and often wishes they didn't as he can be very tedious to be around and very debilitating on ones education if they ever have the misfortune of having him as a teacher. This man believes that hockey is the best sport on
earth and that Michael Phelps is not a real athlete, he also goes by the idea that Physics is the only science that matters and loves to mock anyone who says other wise.