WhoDatFreshBoi's definitions

Hung Like A Turtle

When your dick is half the length of your body!

Leonardo hurt all the girls because he was hung like a turtle! Even the foxes are scared of him!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

Dawn Amber

Teenage Quoran who likes to defenestrate.

Dawn Amber requested an Urban Dictionary submission and the good ones are being denied so here you go.

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 15, 2019

Yosemite

A National Park in California. Has Half Dome and is filled with Granite formations. Native Americans used to live here too.

Yosemite has a lot of deer!

by WhoDatFreshBoi August 5, 2018

Autofellatio

The act of a man in puberty or older fellating, or sucking, his own penis as a form of masturbation. Another term for this is selfsuck. It feels amazing and tastes really good, trust me. Unfortunately only a small percentage of the population has the combined dick size and flexibility required to be able to do this.

I am in the low percentage who can do autofellatio on will. First, take off all your clothes, including pants and shirt and lay onto a soft surface like a bed. Then roll your legs up and behind your head. Keep at least part of your back or shoulders on the bed. Start stroking your penis and stretch your head as close as possible. Keep stroking until it is hard, and touch it with your mouth. Seal the head of the cock in your lips, and lick the skin around it with your tongue. Push the cock further in your mouth while licking it and occasionally sucking it. Do it slowly at first but gradually go faster over time. When you are about to cum, go as quickly as possible and let yourself nut in your mouth. Feel and taste the warm semen being pumped on your tongue, and swallow every drop of it. A great way to relieve your sexual stress with no required cleanup that allows you to perceive both perspectives at the same time. That is autofellatio.

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 7, 2019

Fanny Pack

A group of girls. They usually go around looking for handsome guys to date and bang. They usually reside in the forms of cheerleaders, but they are not limited to cheerleaders. The opposite of a fanny pack is a cock flock.
See: Female Gangbang
Cheerleaders
Mistress
Cockflock
Gangbang
Male Slut
Chicks

Fanny pack

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

2004 Kid

The year of birth in-between the 2000s kid generation and the 2010s kid generation. We were too young to fully experience 9/11 but came of age at a time of corrupt politicians and economic recession. Those who didn't play sports, participate as school leaders, have siblings (aka were only children), or become porn addicts likely looked into games and/or advancing memes to hide from the late 2010s's hardships.

A few 2004 kids might've been old enough to delve into Club Penguin, but more-so they played Minecraft and Call of Duty into oblivion until they were teenagers, and switched to social media like Instagram and Snapchat. 2004 kids were thankfully old enough to dodge Fortnite, but now trend in formerly-"cringe" TikTok.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 24, 2022