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slewbag

by whitney January 1, 2003
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mormon

A very nice, generous, misunderstood group of people. No they don't practice poligamy and have multiple wives. We only try to do the best we can in life. We're not perfect and don't think we're perfect. We only strive to work hard and get through life without much trouble. We don't put down other religions, and we don't think you'll go to hell or whatever just because you're in a different religion. We believe everyone has a chance to have eternal salvation and that Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ are two seperate beings, and that Christ created the Earth. We are Christian. And no, we don't think Joseph Smith (the translator of the book of mormon) is a god, we believe he is a prophet of God.We aren't here to overtake the world, we promise.We only try to allow everyone who would like to hear about our church to hear about it. We understand that its your choice to join or not and we don't to force it upon you. Thank you, and I hope you understand mormons better.
Oh, there goes a missionary. He's not scary, he's just trying to do the best he can in life.
by Whitney February 7, 2005
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obvi

some may see it as a shortened form of the longer word obviously but it is indeed much more than that. some could call it the "senior word" and if used by a non-senior then the trouble will begin. Others still could call it just plain annoying, however it is much more than that, it is fabulous. so take obvi, and spread it about the world.
wow he looks kinda like a power ranger. OBVI thats why we call him PR!
by whitney December 12, 2004
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J-Her

a person who engages in jump humping , another person, and or; thing.
" We all went to viper and this totally bizare J-Her competely jump humped this guy "
by Whitney June 10, 2006
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Jeremy Sumpter

One good-looking actor who recently played Peter in the family film, "Peter Pan." He also is in the CBS drama, "Clubhouse." Yes, he may only be 15, but dag yo.. he's one sexy beast. Even his lisp is hot.
No words or examples could truly define J-man.
by Whitney October 7, 2004
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popular

Someone who is well-liked by others. SOME can be snobby, but definitly not all! A lot are very nice and smart! Some are just plain sluts and think that they are the world. Popular people can be liked by there intelligence, looks, lack of intelligence, reputation, or being nice! Popular people are real people with real feelings and a real brain! The so-called "dumb" ones just act that way to be accepted by others.
Nice example: Whitney is very popular, because she is so nice!

Mean example: Leah is a slut! Thats why shes so popular!
by Whitney April 21, 2004
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festive

Could mean anything. Could mean bad, could mean good.
Example of bad: Hmm, ok, that is really.......festive."

Example of good: "Oh my God! That is so festive!"
by Whitney February 16, 2003
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