NFT

Something that retards see as the most important thing in the world but it leads to their downfall

Girl: ugh my husband loves NFT so much I had to break up with his stupid ass
Other girl: I know I was doing the dirty with my husband and he yelled “monkey NFT” at me

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Horseshoe

Something you don’t wanna be caught throwing at your younger brother

Boy: bro shut the fuck up before mom sees I beat your ass with a horseshoe

Brother: but I fucking broke my arm

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Milf

M: Man
I: I

L: love

F: friends

Zookeeper: bro that lady is such a nice milf

Tiger: you gonna feed me or what?

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Brutal Beating

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

SIV

Severe

Infected

Vagina

Guy: I don’t think I’m ready, you look like you have SIV

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

Enlarge

Something my friends say would make sleepovers feel much better

Boy: yo if we enlarge it, this sleepover is gonna be lit!
Other boy: enlarge what exactly?

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Sementa

The coolest fucking festival in the world. Don’t tell the ladies about the amount of beating off that happens at this event

Girl: hey why you being so weird all of a sudden
Guy: it’s cuz Sementa is coming up and k can’t have hoes get in my way

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022