127 definitions by Westfalia
A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things.
Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"
Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"
Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."
Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"
Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."
by Westfalia December 12, 2009
A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."
Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."
Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"
Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."
Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"
Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
by Westfalia January 26, 2010
License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.
Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
by Westfalia January 8, 2010
Chica: "Babe, you going to make me that frozen pizza?"
Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."
Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."
Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."
Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."
by Westfalia January 12, 2010
A female that is more of a bitch than other bitches because of her selfishness, constant complaining and disregard of other people's well beings. The female version of a dickety dick.
Chica 1: "You're going to wear that? It makes your hips look as wide as the Titanic."
Chica 2: "You serious? I want to go kill myself right now."
Chica 1: "M'eh! Don't crack the concrete when you hit."
Chica 2: "You're such a bitchety bitch! We all know that shit on your face is herpes, not a cold sore."
Chica 2: "You serious? I want to go kill myself right now."
Chica 1: "M'eh! Don't crack the concrete when you hit."
Chica 2: "You're such a bitchety bitch! We all know that shit on your face is herpes, not a cold sore."
by Westfalia December 22, 2009
Thug 1: "Yo dogg that little wannabe is gonna be at da club tonight. You best grab your club snub."
Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
by Westfalia December 15, 2009
A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.
Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."
Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."
Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."
Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
by Westfalia December 18, 2009