Westfalia's definitions

raid nerd

A loser that loves raids and will thoroughly explain what a raid is to anybody that doesn't know.

Duder 1: "So your dad does what all day? Raids on WOW? What the hell is that?"

Duder 2: "So you can go to these hella difficult areas and you need hella people to go with you, then you all coordinate your attacks and shit and you have to be alert like the whole damn time and you cant leave the group for like hours. All that just for the chance that you might get something nice out of the dead bodies."

Duder 1: "Damn I didn't need to know that you raid nerd. Ha ha I still love you though."

by westfalia February 9, 2010

viking style

The act of fucking a girl with extreme power and dominance. The most common viking style move is throwing a girl over your shoulder and taking her to the bedroom for rough sex.

Duder 1: "Man I rocked that pussy last night. I threw her over my shoulder, took her to the bedroom and started hitting it so hard."

Duder 2: "Wow man! That's straight viking style right there son!"

by westfalia December 21, 2009

sex routine

Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse.

Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."

Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"

Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."

by westfalia January 29, 2010

classic as fuck

Something that is extremely timeless and will never get old.

Duder 1: "Ha ha I can't believe he stepped on that burning bag full of dog shit."

Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."

Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

ride stank

The powerful and unstoppable odor you can't get out of your car. Most common ride stanks are pet-related or food-related.

Duder 1: "Holy shit it stinks up in your Lancer doggy!"

Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."

Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

road rhymin'

When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.

Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."

Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."

Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

repeat wardrobe

A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.

Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."

Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."

Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."

by westfalia January 11, 2010