flap happy

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.
Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
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available ass

The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.
Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"

Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."

Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
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ghost paranoia

A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."

Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."

Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"

Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
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link abuser

A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.
Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"

Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"

Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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horsecock johnson

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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titty pic

The one and only picture of a small chested girl where here tits appear to be large.
Duder 1: "Whoa! Is that your girl? I love the blue thing in her hair and her titties look so big."

Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."

Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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day of overdrafts

The one day where all your pending bank transactions go through before you can deposit or transfer money to cover them.
Duder 1: "Fucking school loan payment, grocery store, vet bill payment and my dinner out Saturday night all went through today! I got like three overdraft fees son! I'm broke!"

Duder 2: "You fucked up."

Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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