fauxcation line

When a guy tells a girl that he's taking the summer off from working with some company, when he is actually unemployed.

Duder 1: "What did you tell that fine bitch at the club last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude I told her I was taking the summer off from MS."

Duder 1: "Wow dude, you gave her the old fauxcation line? Damn, you better hope she doesn't find out your ass in unemployed and broke son!"

by westfalia December 22, 2009

neglectful MMORPGer

A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.

Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."

Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."

Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

brizzle browsin'

Browsing any social network site (especially MySpace) for hot women with no intention other than to check out their skeezy pictures.

"I was brizzle browsin' for like 4 hours yesterday and saw that slutty girl from our high school"

by Westfalia June 25, 2009

death escape

When you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you.

Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."

Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"

Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."

by westfalia January 20, 2010

spermy reaction

The sudden response a person exhibits when tasting someone's spunk.

Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."

Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."

by westfalia December 20, 2010

friend with details

Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).

Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"

Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"

Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"

by westfalia February 09, 2010

yearbook insider

A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.

Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!"

Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."

Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."

by westfalia December 21, 2009