A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"
Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."
Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."
Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
by westfalia May 07, 2011
When a person hears the song "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District, and has a pavlov's dog-type reaction, being un-able to do anything but the "Dougie" dance. This term references an experiment by Ivan Pavlov in which dogs were trained to salivate upon hearing the ringing of the bell.
Duder 1: "I know what will get him going."
Duder 2: "Yea put on that Dougie son. He can't resist them shits. Might as well call that kid Pavlov's Dougie."
(song starts playing)
Duder 3: "Oh damn you guys." (starts Dougie-ing)
Duder 2: "Yea put on that Dougie son. He can't resist them shits. Might as well call that kid Pavlov's Dougie."
(song starts playing)
Duder 3: "Oh damn you guys." (starts Dougie-ing)
by westfalia May 07, 2011
Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."
Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."
Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"
Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."
Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
Alternate term for the bloody days of the female menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in public places.
Duder 1: "Yo man did you get laid last night?"
Duder 2: "No doggy, it's marinara season."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! That sucks."
Duder 2: "No doggy, it's marinara season."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! That sucks."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
Duder 1: "Ha ha I can't believe he stepped on that burning bag full of dog shit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
by westfalia April 14, 2010