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Boy 1: "Wow dude your mom is so hot! Look at that ass."
Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."
Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."
Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Get the mom nommug. The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.
Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!
by westfalia December 3, 2009
Get the Chop-Flushmug. Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"
Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
Get the cack bracemug. A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.
Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."
Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."
Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."
Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
by westfalia January 21, 2010
Get the brady snatchmug. Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
Get the dealing buddymug. Failures and let downs in your buddy's life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.
Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the nagging ammunitionmug. A model skull complete with eye sockets, mouth, a nose and hair that is forged out of clay. Once fired, this clay head turns into an unbreakable head, if and only if, it can withstand a fall from a second story window or higher. Most unbreakable heads are made in high school art class.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude nice head."
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Get the unbreakable headmug.