127 definitions by Westfalia
A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.
Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
by Westfalia January 13, 2010
Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.
Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
by Westfalia January 11, 2010
The time early on in a new relationship where a man or woman will do anything to see their gilfriend or boyfriend. You can tell a person is in their sprung phase if they get jealous of their gilfriend or boyfriend's ex, drop in on their gilfriend or boyfriend at work or can't stop showing pictures of their new girlfriend or boyfriend to every one they know.
Duder 1: "Check out my new girl's facebook. She's so hot huh?"
Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."
Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."
Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."
Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."
Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."
Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."
by Westfalia January 13, 2010
Duder: "So here's a picture of my roommate. Well, it's of his ass anyway, it's the hairiest thing I've ever seen."
Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
by Westfalia December 22, 2009
A term used when talking about sexual intercourse. It's most effective when paired with pelvic thrusting and pumping of the arms.
Dude 1: "Hey man did you gibbit gibbit that girl last night?" (while thrusting pelvis and pumping arms)
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
by Westfalia December 9, 2009
An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.
Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
by Westfalia December 11, 2009
Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"
Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."
Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."
Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
by Westfalia December 13, 2009