6 definitions by West Coast Urbanite

Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.

I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.

by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022

Rooster Tail

A fountain of explosive diarrhea, specifically shooting out of one’s ass while bent over the toilet vomiting.

I drank the water in Mexico and for Montazuma’s Revenge. I spent the night puking and rooster tailing. I feel sorry for the maids.

by West Coast Urbanite February 6, 2021

break the ice

To fart for the first time in front of your significant other.

I've been dating her for a year, and I'm still scared to break the ice .

by West Coast Urbanite September 12, 2016

Russian Shower

The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.

It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.

by West Coast Urbanite February 5, 2021

Deadpole

An individual with delusions of grandeur but suffering from whiskey dick, or Duree. A man who thinks he's a super hero while incapable of creating, sustaining or enjoying an erection.

He thinks he's Wolverine, but he is in fact Deadpole.

by West Coast Urbanite May 22, 2014

Gray Boy

An individual of mixed race - typically, half black, half white (hence, gray).

Since he's a gray boy, he has to sit in the middle of the bus.

by West Coast Urbanite January 5, 2023