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wigger

n. contraction of "white nigger" or "wanna-be nigger"

a "white nigger" is a white person who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "white nigger" you are insulting their culture, and social background.

a "wanna-be nigger" is a white person who wants to be cool, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "wanna-be nigger", you are calling them a poser, and a sell out to their race.
Eminem is such a wigger!
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
mugGet the wiggermug.

true colors

The way someone really is which they hide due to social rules, or out of fear of loss or retribution.
I though that guy was cool, but when I got in an argument with him he started yelling and his true colors came out.
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
mugGet the true colorsmug.

the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.
*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
mugGet the the Pope's dickmug.

fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.
I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
mugGet the fit hits the shanmug.

ask me that again

The response to a question whose answer should be obvious, basically daring the person to ask again. If a someone says this and you ask the question again, be prepared to hear a tirade
I hear you brother is in the National Guard and has been deployed to Iraq. Do you support Dubbya?
Ask me that again
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
mugGet the ask me that againmug.

shitkicker

n.,pl., boots that are similar to ones that a person would wear if they were working and at risk of stepping in manure, but are fancy or new and are worn for fashion
All right Ellie-Mae I'll go line dancing with you, just hold on while I put on my shitkickers!
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
mugGet the shitkickermug.

hand sandwich

n., when you have all of the ingredients for a sandwich, except bread, so you just eat the components out of your hand
I just took a giant hit from the bong and got the munchies, but the bread was moldy, so I had to eat a hand sandwich.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
mugGet the hand sandwichmug.

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