c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

on the humble

adj. unable to do what you want because you're don't have the money

Hey, Let's go catch that new action flick

I can't man, I'm on the humble.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.

I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

ketchup soup

n. what you eat when there is no food in the house and you're hungry as Hell
Refers to making tomato soup by addding water to ketchup and heating it up

I don't get paid for two more days, I just spent my last dime, and the cupboards and fridge are empty. What the hell are we going to have for dinner ?!?!
Ketchup soup

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

technospeak

Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something

I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

true colors

The way someone really is which they hide due to social rules, or out of fear of loss or retribution.

I though that guy was cool, but when I got in an argument with him he started yelling and his true colors came out.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

chalookinat

A confrontational way of saying "You're eyes have wandered onto me or something I have pride in, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly avert your gaze."
A contraction of what are you looking at

*a pimped our ride rolls up with the bass thumping and the uncool one dares to look*
Chalookinat!

by Webster Papadopolous July 14, 2004