Webster Papadopolous's definitions

c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

that's okay with me

I could care less
Usually used when someone is being overly dramatic and is explaining the extreme action they are planning to do in response to a situation that they think you should care a lot about, but still somehow you don't
similar to "that's just fine with me"
Not to be confused with "that's okay"

You little brats don't appreciate one thing I do around here! I go out of my way to try to make you a nice dinner each night, and all you can do is complain! Well from now on you can just eat bologna sandwiches because I'm through!
That's okay with me

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

bottle tan

A tan achieved by using a self tanning product, usually made evident by an unnatural orange hue. The alternative to skin cancer, or being called a ghost.
Not to be confused with a shake'n'bake tan.

That chick was really hot, but the bottle tan made her look like some sort of amazon oompa-loompa.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

that's okay

No

A polite negative reponse to an offer. Sounds like you're agreeing but actually means the opposite. This phrase is very hard to argue with without being rude. Commonly used when a salesperson tries to get you to buy something extra, or when someone who likes you but you don't want to involved with offers to do you a favor.

Poindexter: Hi Suzie! Would you like me to carry your books for you? They look heavy!

Suzie: That's okay

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

po ho

n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.

My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

true colors

The way someone really is which they hide due to social rules, or out of fear of loss or retribution.

I though that guy was cool, but when I got in an argument with him he started yelling and his true colors came out.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

red coat neck

n, A low brow British person who hates Americans and can't argue with one without bringing up the American Revolution, and calling them a Yank as an insult. Similar to an American from the south who hates Northerners and can't argue with one without bringing up the Civil War (the War of Northern Aggression), and calling them a Yankee as an insult. Derived from combination of red coat and red neck.

Do you hear that red coat neck arguing with that Southern hick? If he calls him a Yank, somebody is going to end up in the hospital! ... let's watch.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004