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po ho

n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.
My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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4 x 4

n. a short fat chick, four feet tall and four feet wide
Check out the 4 X 4, if she trips shes just gonna roll.
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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shake'n'bake tan

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.
*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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sampo whore

n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"
Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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on the humble

adj. unable to do what you want because you're don't have the money
Hey, Let's go catch that new action flick

I can't man, I'm on the humble.
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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wigger

n. contraction of "white nigger" or "wanna-be nigger"

a "white nigger" is a white person who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "white nigger" you are insulting their culture, and social background.

a "wanna-be nigger" is a white person who wants to be cool, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "wanna-be nigger", you are calling them a poser, and a sell out to their race.
Eminem is such a wigger!
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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riding a chicken

describes a person who is wearing shorts and has skinny ugly legs, so it looks like they are "riding a chicken"
Oh Man! I know its summer, and its hot and all, but that guy is riding a chicken!
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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