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sampo whore

n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"
Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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po ho

n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.
My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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bootleg

n. an unofficial recording of a concert

This term originated with smugglers and thieves who would hide things in the leg of their boots. It evolved to mean a pirated version of something. Some liberal bands such as the Grateful Dead, and more recently Phish and Pearl Jam allow fans to record their concerts, and distibute these recordings freely as long as they are not sold. Fans refer to such recordings as "bootlegs", even though they are legal.
Hey man, I got this funky Phish bootleg from Roseland, hook me up with that Europe '72 Dead show and I'll burn you a copy.
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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wigger

n. contraction of "white nigger" or "wanna-be nigger"

a "white nigger" is a white person who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "white nigger" you are insulting their culture, and social background.

a "wanna-be nigger" is a white person who wants to be cool, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "wanna-be nigger", you are calling them a poser, and a sell out to their race.
Eminem is such a wigger!
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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on the humble

adj. unable to do what you want because you're don't have the money
Hey, Let's go catch that new action flick

I can't man, I'm on the humble.
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.
*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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riding a chicken

describes a person who is wearing shorts and has skinny ugly legs, so it looks like they are "riding a chicken"
Oh Man! I know its summer, and its hot and all, but that guy is riding a chicken!
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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