Webster Papadopolous's definitions

technospeak

Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something

I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

riding a chicken

describes a person who is wearing shorts and has skinny ugly legs, so it looks like they are "riding a chicken"

Oh Man! I know its summer, and its hot and all, but that guy is riding a chicken!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

reb

n. A person from the southern United States. Short for rebel, referring to the American Civil War. The opposite of a Yankee.

... and now class we shall study the Civil War.
The War of Northern Aggression! (from the back of the classroom)
okay reb

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

chalookinat

A confrontational way of saying "You're eyes have wandered onto me or something I have pride in, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly avert your gaze."
A contraction of what are you looking at

*a pimped our ride rolls up with the bass thumping and the uncool one dares to look*
Chalookinat!

by Webster Papadopolous July 14, 2004

that's okay with me

I could care less
Usually used when someone is being overly dramatic and is explaining the extreme action they are planning to do in response to a situation that they think you should care a lot about, but still somehow you don't
similar to "that's just fine with me"
Not to be confused with "that's okay"

You little brats don't appreciate one thing I do around here! I go out of my way to try to make you a nice dinner each night, and all you can do is complain! Well from now on you can just eat bologna sandwiches because I'm through!
That's okay with me

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004