29 definitions by Webster Papadopolous

n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.
My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"
Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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"I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad
Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'

That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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No

A polite negative reponse to an offer. Sounds like you're agreeing but actually means the opposite. This phrase is very hard to argue with without being rude. Commonly used when a salesperson tries to get you to buy something extra, or when someone who likes you but you don't want to involved with offers to do you a favor.
Poindexter: Hi Suzie! Would you like me to carry your books for you? They look heavy!

Suzie: That's okay
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n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.
*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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n. contraction of "white nigger" or "wanna-be nigger"

a "white nigger" is a white person who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "white nigger" you are insulting their culture, and social background.

a "wanna-be nigger" is a white person who wants to be cool, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "wanna-be nigger", you are calling them a poser, and a sell out to their race.
Eminem is such a wigger!
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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n. marijuana

code playing off of the similar spelling of the name Herb and the word herb (which is a common slang name for marijuana)
I was talking to my cousin Herb last night, and we had a very interesting conversation.
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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