Webster Papadopolous's definitions

cousin Herb

n. marijuana

code playing off of the similar spelling of the name Herb and the word herb (which is a common slang name for marijuana)

I was talking to my cousin Herb last night, and we had a very interesting conversation.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

hair band

n., adj., A rock band from the eighties whose members had long hair, which they teased up with hair-spray to make themselves out to be rebels and distinctive. The music tried to be hard and badass, but was harmless. This is sometimes used as a disparaging description, much like boy band is used today.

Some people classify Motley Crue as Metal, well no offense, but they are really just a Hair Band.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

po ho

n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.

My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

on the humble

adj. unable to do what you want because you're don't have the money

Hey, Let's go catch that new action flick

I can't man, I'm on the humble.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

true colors

The way someone really is which they hide due to social rules, or out of fear of loss or retribution.

I though that guy was cool, but when I got in an argument with him he started yelling and his true colors came out.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

star account

Pocket change that you have saved in a bowl or jar as an emergency fund. Derived from the Coinstar automatic counting machines used to cash the coins in.

Are you going to be able to make rent this month?
Yeah, but I think I'm gonna have to make a withdrawl from my star account if I want to eat.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004