shake'n'bake tan

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.

*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

4 x 4

n. a short fat chick, four feet tall and four feet wide

Check out the 4 X 4, if she trips shes just gonna roll.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

sampo whore

n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"

Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

reb

n. A person from the southern United States. Short for rebel, referring to the American Civil War. The opposite of a Yankee.

... and now class we shall study the Civil War.
The War of Northern Aggression! (from the back of the classroom)
okay reb

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

that's okay with me

I could care less
Usually used when someone is being overly dramatic and is explaining the extreme action they are planning to do in response to a situation that they think you should care a lot about, but still somehow you don't
similar to "that's just fine with me"
Not to be confused with "that's okay"

You little brats don't appreciate one thing I do around here! I go out of my way to try to make you a nice dinner each night, and all you can do is complain! Well from now on you can just eat bologna sandwiches because I'm through!
That's okay with me

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004