Webster Papadopolous's definitions

the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

reb

n. A person from the southern United States. Short for rebel, referring to the American Civil War. The opposite of a Yankee.

... and now class we shall study the Civil War.
The War of Northern Aggression! (from the back of the classroom)
okay reb

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

technospeak

Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something

I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

hair band

n., adj., A rock band from the eighties whose members had long hair, which they teased up with hair-spray to make themselves out to be rebels and distinctive. The music tried to be hard and badass, but was harmless. This is sometimes used as a disparaging description, much like boy band is used today.

Some people classify Motley Crue as Metal, well no offense, but they are really just a Hair Band.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

bottle tan

A tan achieved by using a self tanning product, usually made evident by an unnatural orange hue. The alternative to skin cancer, or being called a ghost.
Not to be confused with a shake'n'bake tan.

That chick was really hot, but the bottle tan made her look like some sort of amazon oompa-loompa.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

that's okay

No

A polite negative reponse to an offer. Sounds like you're agreeing but actually means the opposite. This phrase is very hard to argue with without being rude. Commonly used when a salesperson tries to get you to buy something extra, or when someone who likes you but you don't want to involved with offers to do you a favor.

Poindexter: Hi Suzie! Would you like me to carry your books for you? They look heavy!

Suzie: That's okay

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004