Webster Papadopolous's definitions

bottle tan

A tan achieved by using a self tanning product, usually made evident by an unnatural orange hue. The alternative to skin cancer, or being called a ghost.
Not to be confused with a shake'n'bake tan.

That chick was really hot, but the bottle tan made her look like some sort of amazon oompa-loompa.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

shake'n'bake tan

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.

*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

4 x 4

n. a short fat chick, four feet tall and four feet wide

Check out the 4 X 4, if she trips shes just gonna roll.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

sampo whore

n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"

Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

technospeak

Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something

I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

riding a chicken

describes a person who is wearing shorts and has skinny ugly legs, so it looks like they are "riding a chicken"

Oh Man! I know its summer, and its hot and all, but that guy is riding a chicken!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

hair band

n., adj., A rock band from the eighties whose members had long hair, which they teased up with hair-spray to make themselves out to be rebels and distinctive. The music tried to be hard and badass, but was harmless. This is sometimes used as a disparaging description, much like boy band is used today.

Some people classify Motley Crue as Metal, well no offense, but they are really just a Hair Band.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004