Webster Papadopolous's definitions

star account

Pocket change that you have saved in a bowl or jar as an emergency fund. Derived from the Coinstar automatic counting machines used to cash the coins in.

Are you going to be able to make rent this month?
Yeah, but I think I'm gonna have to make a withdrawl from my star account if I want to eat.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

po ho

n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.

My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

true colors

The way someone really is which they hide due to social rules, or out of fear of loss or retribution.

I though that guy was cool, but when I got in an argument with him he started yelling and his true colors came out.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

shake'n'bake tan

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.

*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

4 x 4

n. a short fat chick, four feet tall and four feet wide

Check out the 4 X 4, if she trips shes just gonna roll.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

sampo whore

n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"

Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

on the humble

adj. unable to do what you want because you're don't have the money

Hey, Let's go catch that new action flick

I can't man, I'm on the humble.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004