(Parody of Deja Vu) an instance of agreement, in which the one experiencing the similar instance seeks approval and praise for recognizing the moment. Typically used between Females of similar brain capacity.
Wow! I just TOTALLY had a case of Ditto-Vu girlfriend! That 75% sale at Old Navy was almost identical to last week's 75% off sale.
by Webaphobified March 14, 2018
A peddler who will approach and ask for money for a bus card. Though the peddler no plans of catching the bus, the pathetic persuasion will convince you that they are stranded.
That girl has to be a fareroach, she has been begging for change all day and I saw her hop out of a tent earlier WTF!
by Webaphobified March 13, 2018
Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.
So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..
by Webaphobified May 23, 2018
(From the words "errotic and robot) A computer program that simulates an Ad-site personal who's software makes the inquirer think it is another person. They Errotibot will coerce you for personal information, which is a form of fishing.
This guy really thinks that chick is going to video chat after he gives up his credit card number! I know what an errotibot will say,but he must be either desperate or wants his identity stolen!
by Webaphobified March 11, 2018
(From the words "errotic and robot") A computer programmed to communicate with a person on a Ad-site personal, who's software will lead the inquirer to believe someone wants affection from them. Once they convince you to give personal information about your identity. In most cases they will alert their operator to steal from you.
by Webaphobified March 11, 2018
Dude, tell me you texted him BSTD over going to help his Grandfather fill his Viagra script, I totally have to meet this girl tonight!"
by Webaphobified March 09, 2018