a phrase that makes direct reference to the fact that one is dysfunctional, or fucked up in some respect.
by weave October 26, 2003
to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.
After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.
by weave April 02, 2003
the asshole
My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!
by weave November 10, 2003
that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!
by weave August 24, 2003
a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.
by weave July 17, 2003
(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
by weave August 26, 2003
by weave March 28, 2003