PHYSAGOGUE

(adjective): extremely windy or flatulent, as pertains to the emission of flatulatory vapors via the rectum.

After my girlfriend's visit to Taco Bell and consuming 4 cheese burritos and 2 cups of chili, she was, to say the least, formidably physagogue! She smelled worse than a shithouse door on a tuna boat!!

by weave September 17, 2003

PULCHRITUDINOUSLY-CHALLENGED

Butt-Ugly; Not A Sight For Sore Eyes, Fugly (when someone is so ugly that when they look out the window, they get arrested for mooning).

My ho is so pulchritudinously-challenged that the local bakery pays her to use her face, as they push it into the dough to make a batch of gorilla cookies. As a matter of fact, when she goes to the bathroom, she scares the shit out of the toilet, and when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras because her face could scare the maggots off of a gut pile!

by weave December 07, 2003

Do-We, Screw 'Em & How

A disreputable law firm with a plethora of ambulance-chasing shysters;
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.

DO-WE, DICK 'EM & HOW was cited for illicit law practices, beware!

by weave March 20, 2003

STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY

to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.

When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

by weave October 07, 2003

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

by weave July 12, 2003

rock

an individual classified as trailer park, inbred, white trash OR any white trash person (ya know, toothless or in possession of some teeth, usu. stained, greasy hair, sporting mullets, wearing Marlboro or WWF/Nascar T-Shirts or wife beaters, etc.

Look at that beer-sippin', finger-flippin' piece of trailer park trash...what a rock!!!

by weave March 20, 2003

CAPERNOITED

drunk, under the influence

I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."

by weave September 22, 2003