sausage wallet

the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.

The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.

by weave March 26, 2003

fam

the ebonic term for saying hello to a close loved one or another term for a person you get along dearly with

Hey, what up fam? What be crackin', son?

by weave March 22, 2003

Sidewinder

Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!

Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!

by weave July 15, 2003

PIMP TINTS

Commonly referred to, in today's vast realm of ebonics, as "sunglasses."

Yo! You see dat brolic Mac Daddy bling-blingin' it at duh party not wearing his pimp tints?

by weave August 24, 2003

BUSTLUSCIOUS & BOOTYLICIOUS

(of a woman, of course): having an ample, yet mesmerizing pair of breasticles and a booty that is so round, tight, and curvaceous that you would crawl three miles over broken glass to use the bitch's shit as toothpaste.

Beeyonce is, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
one of the most bustluscious and bootylicious divas of our time. J-Lo?
Grow a pair of tits, wench!

by weave September 24, 2003

SMUGGLIN' RAISINS

When a wench is sporting the hardest, most erect nipples in existence, which literally punches holes through their bra and shirt!

Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!

by weave December 05, 2003

GENICON

a much-fantasized-about sexual partner envisioned during sexual activity that assists one in facilitating orgasmic pleasure when their regular partner isn't cutting the mustard.

She became increasingly bored and turned off with her bald, flabby-bellied, hairy-assed husband, that during their bone dances together, she heavily relied upon her genicons, and power-operated toys, for fulfillment.

by weave September 17, 2003