Weave's definitions

HORIZONTAL MAMBO

the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.

Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!

by weave November 22, 2003

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

CALLIPYGE

a person with a great ass.

All the scantily-clad female callipyges at the beach were causing him to pitch a trouser tent.

by weave September 21, 2003

X - Factor

an indescribable quality or something; something about a person that you cannot put your finger on; je ne sais quoi

I don't know what it is; she's not that pretty, but has this x-factor which makes her very hot.

by weave March 18, 2003

ovariological fortitude

"guts" displayed by the fairer sex, or women collectively.

She displayed a lot of ovariological fortitude in the squared circle.

by weave March 16, 2003

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

by weave January 28, 2007

brolic

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.

Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!

by weave March 31, 2003