Weave's definitions

MOMO (ALSO MO-MO)

a moron or idiot; a goof, tool, ass clown; botard; asstard

The guy is such a momo that Id like to beat him like left-handed, red-headed stepchild.

by weave March 27, 2003

papa san

one's boyfriend, usu. older.

My papa san is quite the cunnilinguist!

by weave March 21, 2003

BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

by weave September 22, 2003

TITSOON

A racially disparaging term for a black person...literally means "burnt end of the stick," or perhaps, a charcoal briquette. It may have something to do with the color, huh? This spelling is the phonetically-advantageous and more popularized version; however, the correct goombah spelling is "tizzun."
(SAME PRONUNCIATION)

Fuckin' titsoon stole 30 cartons of Newports, 115 Watermelons, 1,000 packets of multi-flavored Kool-Aid mix, 17 cases of Orange Crush, 122 bottles of Colt 45 Malt Liquor, a pallet of Banquet frozen fried chicken, and all the fuckin' spear ribs and collared greens the supermarket had in stock!

by weave November 22, 2003

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

by weave July 11, 2003

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

XERTZ

to gulp a beverage down enthusiastically, heartily, and quickly.

After work, I xertzed about 9 cobble-lobbers at the libation emporium.

by weave September 22, 2003