VENTRO-DORSAL POSITION

the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.

After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.

by weave August 22, 2003

RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

by weave August 22, 2003

HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!

That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!

by weave October 26, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 09, 2003

mama san

one's girlfriend, usu. older

I'd love to shoot some hoops tonite, but I'm going over to mama san's for a little horizontal relaxation.

by weave March 21, 2003

punked out (synonym: herbed)

to be intimidated and back down from somebody; to display cowardice; to chicken out

Yo ass got punked out by that muh-fuh.

by weave March 18, 2003

PARBREAK

to puke; toss one's cookies; to perform a technicolor yawn; yak; yuke, vomit.

After a night of reckless and uninhibited self-indulgence, I found myself parbreaking all over my car seat and steering wheel after leaving the saloon.

by weave September 20, 2003