Definitions by Weave

mama san 

one's girlfriend, usu. older

I'd love to shoot some hoops tonite, but I'm going over to mama san's for a little horizontal relaxation.

mama san by weave March 21, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by weave March 21, 2003

peels 

fellatio; when a female polishes the pork sword or buffs the helmet with her tongue; to shine the mushroom cap with feminine slurping action. As Mr. Food would say, "Ooh, it's so good!"

Man, did I ever get peeled this morning upon awakening. Fuck breakfast!
Excuse me, biatch, would you give me peels?
That ho gives great peels!

peels by weave March 21, 2003

axle grease 

brown-colored fecal residue that accumulates within the anal area as heat is generated between the butt cheeks, and mixes with anal perspiration, usu. during strenuous activity, or during a hot day. Is usually a by-product of swamp ass.

After defecating and wiping 64 times, my rectal area appeared to be as clean and pure as the white-driven snow. However, an hour later, as the the heat and humidity increased, this just wasn't the case. My swamp ass generated a little axle grease, as evidenced by the bacon strips on the inside of my underwear (which were the size of Rhode Island.) Shootin' hoops for lengthy periods can contribute to this deplorable condition as well.

axle grease by weave March 21, 2003

fiendin' 

to have an intense craving, hankering, or desire for something.

After not being with a woman for nearly 9 months, I was fiendin' for a slice of that poontang pie!

fiendin' by weave March 20, 2003

poontang pie 

the vagina

As you are all cognizant of, there are many slices of pie from which to choose...apple pie, coconut custard pie, Boston Creme pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie, but nothing is better than a nice succulent slice of the ol'
poontang pie!!!

poontang pie by weave March 20, 2003

beaucoup (also spelled boocoo) 

very much of or very many; a large number or amount; plenty; a lot of.
OR excellent, first-rate. Very much, very.

We've been spending beaucoup bucks on this damn project! Beaucoup opportunities. A beaucoup of time.
It's beaucoup hot out here.
We had beaucoup sex last nite!
He had beaucoups of money, or you'll be beaucoup sorry when I'm gone.
She's a beaucoup looker, all right.

beaucoup (also spelled boocoo) by weave March 20, 2003