Weave's definitions

lick the copper penny

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.

After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.

by weave April 2, 2003

SCROGGABILITY INDEX

the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.

That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.

by weave March 27, 2003

LASK

to be suffering from the Aztec Two Step;
afflicted with the "Green Apple Splatters," to have the 'shits,' or diarrhea.

I had to cancel my big date with Mary Jane Rottencrotch, due to the fact that I had been lasking all day. It was so bad, that it seemed like my ass was pissing through the eye of a needle.

by weave September 20, 2003

LOCUPLETATIVE

having the tendency to enrich by increasing some desirable quality or attribute

I was forced to endure another locupletative sermon about the evils of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

by weave September 22, 2003

CAPERNOITED

drunk, under the influence

I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."

by weave September 22, 2003

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

by weave July 12, 2003