My girlfriend was so flat, that her breasts look like two fried eggs on a wall. Shortly after her breast augmentation, she transformed into a hypermammiferous harlot!
by weave September 28, 2003
by weave September 22, 2003
to be suffering from the Aztec Two Step;
afflicted with the "Green Apple Splatters," to have the 'shits,' or diarrhea.
afflicted with the "Green Apple Splatters," to have the 'shits,' or diarrhea.
I had to cancel my big date with Mary Jane Rottencrotch, due to the fact that I had been lasking all day. It was so bad, that it seemed like my ass was pissing through the eye of a needle.
by weave September 20, 2003
(said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.
by weave September 02, 2003
by weave November 23, 2003
After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.
by weave August 23, 2003
a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
by weave March 19, 2003