Definitions by Weave

strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.

strada chocolata by weave March 24, 2003

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay 

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay by weave March 24, 2003

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit 

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit by weave March 24, 2003

Nut Up or Shut Up 

Either walk your talk and prove your worth or toughness, or keep your pie hole shut and get the hell outta town.

Keep running your mouth...either rise to the occasion and let me thrash your ass when I grab that stack of dimes you call a neck, or refrain from further trash talk. Take your pick!!

Nut Up or Shut Up by weave March 24, 2003

Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor 

to have sexual intercourse with a member of the fairer sex.

I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!

Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor by weave March 24, 2003

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch 

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch by weave March 24, 2003

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet 

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet by weave March 24, 2003