GOODER THAN GRITS

a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.
Mary Jo said that sex with her Uncle Clyde was gooder than grits.
by weave September 20, 2003
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cop dome

to receive oral from a female, (or if you're a swashbuckler), a male.
Last night I copped some dome from Debbie. The freakin' wench buffed my helmet so good that she drained my testicles of all its baby gravy!
by weave October 25, 2003
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PHALLORHIKNOSIS

an unflattering condition a man experiences with old age -- shriveling and subsequent shrinkage of his schwantz.
I felt emasculated when I was afflicted with phallorhiknosis at age 21.
by weave September 18, 2003
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bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.
Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!
by weave March 24, 2003
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APODYOPSIS

the practice of envisioning a person in the buff, or naked.
I just couldn't help indulging in a little apodyopsis after meeting the new office secretary; she had more curves than a warped two-by-four.
by weave September 20, 2003
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brolic

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.
Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!
by weave April 01, 2003
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PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!
by weave October 07, 2003
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