Weave's definitions

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

by weave August 25, 2003

botard

an academically-challenged individual of sub-marginal intelligence; a retarded person; a retard

John slammed his pecker in the door...what a fuckin' botard, man!

by weave March 27, 2003

mulignan

-a racially offensive term for a black person (from Italian melanzana, which is an eggplant.)NOTE: there are hundreds of phonetic spellings out there; however, this is the ONLY correct Italian spelling of this word.

He was accused of being a racist when he called the black man a mulignan at the bus stop.

by weave March 18, 2003

WT

acronym for white trash

Look at all the WT in WalMart today...the trailer parks must be empty!

by weave March 20, 2003

PULCHRITUDINOUSLY-CHALLENGED

Butt-Ugly; Not A Sight For Sore Eyes, Fugly (when someone is so ugly that when they look out the window, they get arrested for mooning).

My ho is so pulchritudinously-challenged that the local bakery pays her to use her face, as they push it into the dough to make a batch of gorilla cookies. As a matter of fact, when she goes to the bathroom, she scares the shit out of the toilet, and when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras because her face could scare the maggots off of a gut pile!

by weave December 7, 2003

Do-We, Screw 'Em & How

A disreputable law firm with a plethora of ambulance-chasing shysters;
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.

DO-WE, DICK 'EM & HOW was cited for illicit law practices, beware!

by weave March 20, 2003

PHYSAGOGUE

(adjective): extremely windy or flatulent, as pertains to the emission of flatulatory vapors via the rectum.

After my girlfriend's visit to Taco Bell and consuming 4 cheese burritos and 2 cups of chili, she was, to say the least, formidably physagogue! She smelled worse than a shithouse door on a tuna boat!!

by weave September 17, 2003