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female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.
Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.
by weave March 27, 2003
Get the PLAY THE CLITAR mug.When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.
by weave March 24, 2003
Get the foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay mug.I was afflicted with such a whopping bout of podobromhidrosis that my feet smelled more rancid than the exotic cheese section at my local deli.
by weave September 20, 2003
Get the PODOBROMHIDROSIS mug.the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."
Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.
by weave September 17, 2003
Get the SACOFRICOSIS mug.As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!
by weave November 1, 2003
Get the POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT mug.by weave March 18, 2003
Get the bic / bicced / biccing mug.A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.
At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.
by weave September 22, 2003
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