Definitions by Weave

brolic

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.

Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!

brolic by weave March 31, 2003

MOMO (ALSO MO-MO) 

a moron or idiot; a goof, tool, ass clown; botard; asstard

The guy is such a momo that Id like to beat him like left-handed, red-headed stepchild.

MOMO (ALSO MO-MO) by weave March 27, 2003

botard 

an academically-challenged individual of sub-marginal intelligence; a retarded person; a retard

John slammed his pecker in the door...what a fuckin' botard, man!

botard by weave March 27, 2003

foo foo 

men's cologne or after shave.

Man! Rich is smelling like a French whore...way too much foo-foo.

foo foo by weave March 27, 2003

STUB ONE'S TOE 

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

STUB ONE'S TOE by weave March 27, 2003

PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.

Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.

PLAY THE CLITAR by weave March 27, 2003

SCROGGABILITY INDEX 

the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.

That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.

SCROGGABILITY INDEX by weave March 27, 2003