Weave's definitions

it's all academic

all but over; the outcome is a given or certainty; a done deal

After Tyson's uppercut to his adversary, it was all academic!

by weave March 19, 2003

MICROPHALLUS

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

by weave September 21, 2003

COWHEAD

an individual whose colossal cranial circumference is beyond the norm and, therefore, "off the charts," a melon head, an elephant head.

Look at that mother-fuckin' cowhead; his noggin is the size of St. Patrick's Cathedral!

by weave October 8, 2003

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

by weave March 24, 2003

Cobble-Lobber

a beer, a brewsky, a brewhaha or brewha
This is a term that originated in a juggernaut of a regional northeastern supermarket chain and is used to this day by its key management staff and underlings alike!

After work, me and the boys hit the local watering hole and sucked down a few cobble-lobbers!

by weave July 15, 2003

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.

I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'

by weave August 10, 2003

testicular fortitude

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

by weave March 16, 2003