OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.
My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.
by weave September 21, 2003
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NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 09, 2003
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leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)
My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!
by weave March 17, 2003
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X - Factor

an indescribable quality or something; something about a person that you cannot put your finger on; je ne sais quoi
I don't know what it is; she's not that pretty, but has this x-factor which makes her very hot.
by weave March 19, 2003
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Sidewinder

Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!
by weave July 16, 2003
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A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE

Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!
by weave November 25, 2003
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SIGNIFICANT UDDER

a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.
Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.
by weave September 20, 2003
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