Definitions by Weave
SHRAM
As I jumped in the lake to skinny-dip with my girl, my vanity, as well as my third leg, diminished rapidly. I unflatteringly shrammed to about one centimeter. I earned the new nickname "Needledick Bugfucker."
THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!
SOCK SNOT
the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."
When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.
GENETIC JACKHAMMER
(said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.
GENETIC JACKHAMMER by weave September 1, 2003
QUEEF
a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?
The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!
NUGGET POUCH
My friend said he wasn't well-endowed, and went on to say it was like a mushroom cap resting on a nugget pouch.
NUGGET POUCH by weave August 31, 2003
JUNGLE RUMP
After gawking at all the jungle rumps in the ghetto that day, I came down with jungle fever accompanied by a jungle-rump-induced blue-veiner.
JUNGLE RUMP by weave August 31, 2003