a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
by weave March 18, 2003
an unflattering condition a man experiences with old age -- shriveling and subsequent shrinkage of his schwantz.
by weave September 17, 2003
by weave January 08, 2004
Butt-Ugly; Not A Sight For Sore Eyes, Fugly (when someone is so ugly that when they look out the window, they get arrested for mooning).
My ho is so pulchritudinously-challenged that the local bakery pays her to use her face, as they push it into the dough to make a batch of gorilla cookies. As a matter of fact, when she goes to the bathroom, she scares the shit out of the toilet, and when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras because her face could scare the maggots off of a gut pile!
by weave December 07, 2003
(adjective): extremely windy or flatulent, as pertains to the emission of flatulatory vapors via the rectum.
After my girlfriend's visit to Taco Bell and consuming 4 cheese burritos and 2 cups of chili, she was, to say the least, formidably physagogue! She smelled worse than a shithouse door on a tuna boat!!
by weave September 17, 2003
an indescribable quality or something; something about a person that you cannot put your finger on; je ne sais quoi
by weave March 18, 2003