Weasel's definitions

bloodfart

1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration

Man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after I came and pulled out of his ass.

by weasel February 10, 2003

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

¿

coolest question mark in the world. on a lap-top its Alt+/ of Alt+Shift+/
and on normal keyboards it's Alt+0191

Weaselboy13y: s^ homez¿
Da Matt Says:nm bitch...

by Weasel May 11, 2004

tech deck

an old company which made miniature sk8boards that you could customize to you liking. They were "The Shit" for a while but became sold-out like blink 182 or AIM

Dude, check out my tech deck, complete with DC wheels and the ELEMENT deck! o yeah I'm the shit...

Dude, you do realize that tech deck is not used anymore...?

by Weasel May 11, 2004

post-poop

The period of time just after defacating, or taking a crap.

I spent a lot of time crying during my post-poop.

by weasel February 10, 2003

onomatopea

Onomatopoeia is a word that imitates the sound it represents.
also imitative harmony.

-splash, wow, gush, kerplunk
-flcl (Japanese, the sound of feeling a woman's breasts)

by Weasel September 8, 2003

pwn

1. kickin someones ass
2. to be the best

holy shit you got pwned
he is pwning everyone

by Weasel July 2, 2004