weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 03, 2018
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sus

Originally as a simplified version of "suspect" or "suspicious", the term sus has been popularized by the game Among Us.

Suspicious behavior in the game usually results in the accused being viewed as "sus".
Red: *Trips on a banana*
Blue: "YOU LOOKIN' REAL SUS RIGHT NOW."

Red was not the impostor. Two impostors remain.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 29, 2020
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Doge Pride

A movement based off the Gay Pride, Doge Pride consists of good followers to the Religion of Doge Truth.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
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Helghast

Lit. translation (Dutch): "Guys from Hell"/"Men from Hell"
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.

The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
Some Vektan guy: The Helghast are evil!

Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism December 12, 2020
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heretics

A broad term usually applied to: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and ten year olds.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
Brother Midael: "The heretics......... the lowest form of living creature in reality."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
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Thoughts and Prayers

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020
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*A car hits a sign because the driver sucks at turning*
Driver: "This must be Biden's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spectator: "Damn son that is some extreme Biden Derangement Syndrome you got."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism July 02, 2022
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