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Vatnik: "Crimea is part of Russia! Down with Ukraine and those American imperialists!"
A Russian guy with a brain: "Okay Vatnik."
A Russian guy with a brain: "Okay Vatnik."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism July 31, 2020
Get the Vatnik mug.Originally as a simplified version of "suspect" or "suspicious", the term sus has been popularized by the game Among Us.
Suspicious behavior in the game usually results in the accused being viewed as "sus".
Suspicious behavior in the game usually results in the accused being viewed as "sus".
Red: *Trips on a banana*
Blue: "YOU LOOKIN' REAL SUS RIGHT NOW."
Red was not the impostor. Two impostors remain.
Blue: "YOU LOOKIN' REAL SUS RIGHT NOW."
Red was not the impostor. Two impostors remain.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 29, 2020
Get the sus mug.Random tragedy happens
Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020
Get the Thoughts and Prayers mug.Lit. translation (Dutch): "Guys from Hell"/"Men from Hell"
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.
The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.
The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
Some Vektan guy: The Helghast are evil!
Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism December 12, 2020
Get the Helghast mug.A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018
Get the weaponized sexual autism mug.Usually applied by Warhammer 40k fans or members of the Adeptus Astartes, Adeptus Custodes, Inquisition, or Exterminatus Extremis to anyone who dislikes the Warhammer 40k universe, and/or acts/says in a negative way towards the Imperium.
Jussie Smollett: I was..... uh.... attacked....... (Cries like a baby)...... my attackers said...... "Long Live the Imperium."....... I really don't like the Emperor.
Brother Midael: Heretic! I shall Exterminatus Extremis you! The Emperor Protects!
Brother Midael: Heretic! I shall Exterminatus Extremis you! The Emperor Protects!
by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 6, 2019
Get the Heretic mug.Guy 1: Who's Queen Buttrix
Guy 2: A little cunt, she always puts her politics into everything. She named herself like that because of her non-existent ass.
Guy 1: That sounds bad. Oh well, let's clap her until she's raw.
Guy 2: A little cunt, she always puts her politics into everything. She named herself like that because of her non-existent ass.
Guy 1: That sounds bad. Oh well, let's clap her until she's raw.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism January 9, 2019
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