Weaponized Dank Ootism's definitions

Doge Pride

A movement based off the Gay Pride, Doge Pride consists of good followers to the Religion of Doge Truth.

Wow
such Doge Pride
very happ

by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019

heretics

A broad term usually applied to: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and ten year olds.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.

Brother Midael: "The heretics......... the lowest form of living creature in reality."

by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019

Infinity Boner

The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.

Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?

Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!

by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019

Joel Osteen

The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.

Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*

by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019

Anarchist

A retard that believes that humans can function without law, despite the fact that throughout history, humans always followed one leader or at least a system of government.

Anarchist: Anarchy forever!
Normal Joe: You do realize you have a higher chance of poverty and/or death, right?
Anarchist: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 1, 2019

Vatnik

A hardcore Russian jingoist, usually displaying severe chauvinism for the Putin administration.

Vatnik: "Crimea is part of Russia! Down with Ukraine and those American imperialists!"

A Russian guy with a brain: "Okay Vatnik."

by Weaponized Dank Ootism July 31, 2020

Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020