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A movement based off the Gay Pride, Doge Pride consists of good followers to the Religion of Doge Truth.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
Get the Doge Pridemug. A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018
Get the weaponized sexual autismmug. The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.
Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?
Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!
Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!
by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019
Get the Infinity Bonermug. Lit. translation (Dutch): "Guys from Hell"/"Men from Hell"
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.
The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.
The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
Some Vektan guy: The Helghast are evil!
Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism December 12, 2020
Get the Helghastmug. A retard that believes that humans can function without law, despite the fact that throughout history, humans always followed one leader or at least a system of government.
Anarchist: Anarchy forever!
Normal Joe: You do realize you have a higher chance of poverty and/or death, right?
Anarchist: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Normal Joe: You do realize you have a higher chance of poverty and/or death, right?
Anarchist: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 1, 2019
Get the Anarchistmug. Random tragedy happens
Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020
Get the Thoughts and Prayersmug. Vatnik: "Crimea is part of Russia! Down with Ukraine and those American imperialists!"
A Russian guy with a brain: "Okay Vatnik."
A Russian guy with a brain: "Okay Vatnik."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism July 31, 2020
Get the Vatnikmug.