Way More Awesomer's definitions

showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals

I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.

by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008

nudie bar

As made famous by Al Bundy from "Married With Children", a nudie bar is another name for a strip bar or strip club.

Let's have the bachelor party at the nudie bar.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

Boiled Owl

Slang term referring to women aged 65+. Generally used after
the "Silver Back" stage. So called due to the prominence of
wrinkles resembling an owl which has been boiled. Still doable.

So, the timeline is:

Cougar (40-50), Silver Back (50-65), Boiled Owl (65+)

I'd do her even though she's a boiled owl.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

anal chugging

Apparently done at frat parties by "straight" guys.

One guy lies on the floor face up, another guy squats over
his face about 6 inches. Beer is then poured down the
squatting guy's back, running down over his butt crack, over the anus, and into the mouth of the guy lying on the
floor. Hmmmm....nutty....

The frat boys were anal chugging fancy beer last night.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

Silver Back

Slang term referring to women between 50-65. Generally
used to refer to the stage after "Cougar". So called due to
the grey or silvery hair at this age.

I like silver backs. They are so grateful when you fuck 'em.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

Michigan Switch

When a group of men (presumably gay men) form a circle and put one thumb in his mouth and the other thumb in the guy's rectum in front of him. At some point, the men switch thumbs. Hmmm....nutty.....

At the campfire, the guys formed a circle and did the Michigan Switch.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

wacked

To get fired or layed off from your job.

Did you hear? Debra got wacked today.

by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008