Wasser Tizfiddle's definitions

shotnotbitch

A way of declaring that one will not sit in the much-hated middle seat between two fatasses and no window. Unless it is recognized, Park must squeeze in like an ass.

Clarp: Shotgun!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!

by Wasser Tizfiddle November 3, 2004

slemp

A word used in the place of the phrase: "I give up. I can think of no way to come out of this situation (e.g., life, a fight, an essay-writing contest) a winner.

Kierkegaard: "I have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me - but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit wanting to shoot myself. Slemp"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004

cock circus

Any overarching demonstration of masculinity--usually meant insultingly.

Ted: "Hey, Bobbi!"
Perry: "Hey, Bobbi!"
Fagin: "Hey, Bobbi!"
Bobbi: "What is this, a cock circus?"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

collect

What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.

The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
Charl: "But I--"
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

Recognized

When someone calls a seat in a car, such as "shotgun" or "shotnotbitch," the driver of the car mus say, "Recognized," or else the shot-calling doesn't count.

Ikil: Shotgun!
Tybm: Recognized!

by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004

chunks

An insult used in the place of a name. See charko.

Marxel: I'm thinking of purchasing this hat.
Red: That's a stupid fucking idea, chunks.

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004

calm down

What Park must always do.

Park: "Hey guys."
Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"

by Wasser Tizfiddle March 15, 2005