by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004

A way of declaring that one will not sit in the much-hated middle seat between two fatasses and no window. Unless it is recognized, Park must squeeze in like an ass.
Clarp: Shotgun!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 03, 2004

What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

So pathetic it's ridonkulus.
Alpha: "Did you see that shithead Zveex? He was pouring bubble solution on Mahkus."
Beta: "Man, that Zveex is pathotic."
Beta: "Man, that Zveex is pathotic."
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

When someone calls a seat in a car, such as "shotgun" or "shotnotbitch," the driver of the car mus say, "Recognized," or else the shot-calling doesn't count.
Ikil: Shotgun!
Tybm: Recognized!
Tybm: Recognized!
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 04, 2004

Any overarching demonstration of masculinity--usually meant insultingly.
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

by Wasser Tizfiddle March 15, 2005
