Definitions by Wandering Photographer
Orphan wall
A coercive, discriminatory practice conducted by a vast number of concert ticket merchants to manipulate ticket purchasers to buy more tickets than required. A concert goer is not allowed to purchase their tickets if it leaves an orphan ticket in the row. A solo concert goer is prevented from buying one ticket if there are two. If there are three, a ticket purchaser is prevented from buying two. In its heart, it is a dishonest industry practice that removes free choice and puts the responsibility on the concert goers to find others to buy tickets.
Orphan wall by Wandering Photographer June 19, 2026
Ambo-classified
A document or statement that is simultaneously classified and unclassified for the purposes of being able to dodge inconvenient questions in Congress or Senate oversight committee meetings.
The contents of the Signal Chat is ambo-classified as when you ask me it’s not classified but if someone else asks me it’s not.
Ambo-classified by Wandering Photographer March 25, 2025
Reckless Groom
A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfil their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behaviour is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.
**Term: Reckless Groom**
A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfill their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behavior is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.
**Example:**
An individual who is not interested in getting married organizes a bachelor party the night before the wedding in a remote location that is inaccessible by public transportation, thereby preventing them from arriving on time or at all.
**Term: Reckless Groom**
A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfill their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behavior is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.
**Example:**
An individual who is not interested in getting married organizes a bachelor party the night before the wedding in a remote location that is inaccessible by public transportation, thereby preventing them from arriving on time or at all.
Father of the bride. “Where was the bucks party?”
Friend “In another country.”
Father of Bride “how possibly could he get here on time? ”
Friend “He’s just been the reckless groom.”
Friend “In another country.”
Father of Bride “how possibly could he get here on time? ”
Friend “He’s just been the reckless groom.”
Reckless Groom by Wandering Photographer January 1, 2025
Focus
A collective noun describing a group of photographers who usually wander together taking snaps of everything and anything in their orbit, taking breath only to highlight aspects of their cameras and discuss features of their subjects.
Focus by Wandering Photographer March 15, 2023