Walter Phillips's definitions

Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Whole Milk

Jumbo breasts that resemble those which belong to the stereo typical full figured dairy farmer.

"Why don't you date someone your age?"

"Dude, cougars rocking whole milk drive me up a wall!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Speed Bag

A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.

"So how's that new girl?"

"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."

by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011

Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Captain Says

Similar to Simon Says, is a sex game played between a couple where simple captains orders are given to prolong and spread out the desire and anticipation leading up to sex with each party taking a turn repeating Captain Says to the other.

Aya, "Captain Says take one step closer".

Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".

Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".

Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".

et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.

by Walter Phillips September 1, 2013