Walter Phillips's definitions
by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011
Get the Two Percentmug. Online Public Displays of Affection -
This is couples or wanna be lovers Publicly expressing their affection for one another in the inter webs of the internet, mostly social media sites such as twitter, facebook & myspace.
This is couples or wanna be lovers Publicly expressing their affection for one another in the inter webs of the internet, mostly social media sites such as twitter, facebook & myspace.
"Dude, did you see that shit sofia posted?!?!"
"Nahh, I removed her from my news feed because it was flooded with all her OPDA bullshit to her fiance and was making me sick."
"Nahh, I removed her from my news feed because it was flooded with all her OPDA bullshit to her fiance and was making me sick."
by Walter Phillips January 7, 2012
Get the OPDAmug. An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.
"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?
"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011
Get the Crash Test Dummymug. Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011
Get the Two Handed Tittiesmug. Similar to Simon Says, is a sex game played between a couple where simple captains orders are given to prolong and spread out the desire and anticipation leading up to sex with each party taking a turn repeating Captain Says to the other.
Aya, "Captain Says take one step closer".
Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".
Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".
Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.
Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".
Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".
Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.
by Walter Phillips September 1, 2013
Get the Captain Saysmug.