An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.
"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?
"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011
Get the Crash Test Dummymug. by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011
Get the Two Percentmug. by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011
Get the Whole Milkmug. Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA, August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.
Stephanie: Why didn't you just wear the skull cap on bald day?
Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.
Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.
by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013
Get the Bald Daymug. Similar to Simon Says, is a sex game played between a couple where simple captains orders are given to prolong and spread out the desire and anticipation leading up to sex with each party taking a turn repeating Captain Says to the other.
Aya, "Captain Says take one step closer".
Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".
Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".
Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.
Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".
Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".
Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.
by Walter Phillips September 01, 2013
Get the Captain Saysmug.