Balloon Payment

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.

Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.

by Wally Krunk from the grave December 17, 2015

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Wally Krunk

The hood or street name for the recently deceased Walter Cronkite.

Gang Member #1: Yo, what up nigga? Did you hear Wally Krunk got shot? Nigga went crazy.
White Guy #1: He didn't get shot.
Gang Member #1: I'm going to kill you.
White Guy #2: Who the hell is Wally Krunk?

by Wally Krunk from the grave July 18, 2009

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back and whack

the massage places that give you a happy ending

Rob: That oriental chick at the back and whack gave me the best hand job
Tim: Oriental is a rug, those chicks are asian
Rob: I fucked your sister

by Wally Krunk from the grave August 21, 2009

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Hildog

The act of taking a crap so big that your pants fit better afterwards.

I couldn't fit into my wedding dress then I deposited a Hildog and now you can fit 3 people in my gown.

by Wally Krunk from the grave June 29, 2009

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SEM - Selective Edited Memory

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.

Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?

by Wally Krunk from the grave August 26, 2010

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