Definitions by Wally Krunk from the grave

Balloon Payment

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.

Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.

Balloon Payment by Wally Krunk from the grave March 27, 2016

SEM - Selective Edited Memory 

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.

Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?

SEM - Selective Edited Memory by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010

The Froth 

The actual thick, white, almost volcano like substance that a Sista oozes out of her puss during the act of sex. It's usually so frothy that it looks like Dan Dierdorf spit in their cunt. This is not always regulated to the Sista's but it's more pronounced because of their complextion.

Steve: I must have drank a half gallon of The Froth last night while eating out LaShanda
Rick: You fucked a black girl?

The Froth by Wally Krunk from the grave August 24, 2009

back and whack 

the massage places that give you a happy ending

Rob: That oriental chick at the back and whack gave me the best hand job
Tim: Oriental is a rug, those chicks are asian
Rob: I fucked your sister

back and whack by Wally Krunk from the grave August 21, 2009

belly ache 

When you knock a girl up to teach her a lesson and stop being such a bitch

Wilson: Denise was being a cunt so I gave her a belly ache and skipped town
Waitress: I was just going to ask if you were new around here

belly ache by Wally Krunk from the grave August 21, 2009

Wally Krunk

The hood or street name for the recently deceased Walter Cronkite.

Gang Member #1: Yo, what up nigga? Did you hear Wally Krunk got shot? Nigga went crazy.
White Guy #1: He didn't get shot.
Gang Member #1: I'm going to kill you.
White Guy #2: Who the hell is Wally Krunk?

Wally Krunk by Wally Krunk from the grave July 19, 2009

Hildog 

The act of taking a crap so big that your pants fit better afterwards.

I couldn't fit into my wedding dress then I deposited a Hildog and now you can fit 3 people in my gown.

Hildog by Wally Krunk from the grave June 29, 2009