Definitions by Wally Keeler

apoetasy 

A poet who writes blasphemous poetry

That poet has committed apoetasy against religion.

apoetasy by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

appropoetic 

Any language that utilizes poetic licence to achieve poetic justice.

It was most appropoetic to describe his writing as secretions from a bloated bland gland

appropoetic by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

bland gland 

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

bland gland by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

banality boner 

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

banality boner by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Prima Dogma 

The highest religious officials

The Pope is the prima dogma of Catholicism
Mohammed is the prima dogma of Islam
Buddha is the prima dogma of Buddhism

Prima Dogma by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

poetergeist 

A poet of sound and fury

At the poetry reading he performed like a poetergeist.

poetergeist by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

poetician 

A poet involved in politics

He was a poetician amongst politicians

poetician by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009