Textual Assault

writing that is especially powerful

His writing was so poetent it constituted a textual assault on our sensibilities

by Wally Keeler March 06, 2009

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009

Love Poetion #9

An elixer of poetry

He swooned under the influence of Love Poetion #9

by Wally Keeler February 09, 2009

banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009

apoetasy

A poet who writes blasphemous poetry

That poet has committed apoetasy against religion.

by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009

poetburo

A committee of poets who decide who gets published.

I sent my poems to the poetburo of the Imagine Nation for consideration for publication

by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009

Poetriarch

The leader of a rhyme family or gemre

Shakespeare was the poetriarch of the Elizabethan rhyme family

by Wally Keeler March 07, 2009