Wallis and Futuna Islands's definitions

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Urethritis

any inflammation of the urethra, usually do to some sort of infection, often by an STD.

it hurts when i pee due to my urethritis.

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

shit-fucker

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.

look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!

by wallis and futuna islands October 1, 2007

lea de mae

goddamn hottest pornstar ever she's so hot the goddam is she hot or what just look at her!!!

I beat off to Lea De Mae fourteen times this week, and it's only tuesday!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

crabs

these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs. THeyr'e really great and I like them a lot.

Hey Steve, do you want to see my crabs?

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

I am Ready For Hot Lovin'

this means that you should come over, for the lovin' will surely be hot and of much peasure to be had.

hey baby, stop that coolik and come on over i'm ready for hot lovin now not when youre done with the coolik!!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

happy toilet

a toilet so full of joy that it's smiling from ear to ear with mirth and laughter!

boy, Ned sure has a happy toilet. I just love shitting at his house!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003